comfort me with apples

Free Pattern: Mitts: Drive Me Gaga

2011-06-05T22:45:00.002-05:00

DRIVE ME GAGA

These driving gloves are worked from the top down in one piece and bordered with crab stitch, then fastened with a button.

Materials:
1 ball Debbie Bliss Cathay in red (discontinued -- use a DK weight yarn in a breathable fiber, like cotton, that makes a fabric in single crochet that is firm but flexible.)
US C crochet hook
Two 5/8" buttons
yarn needle

Techniques:
Chain, slip stitch, single crochet, crab stitch.

Size: Women's medium

LEFT GLOVE:

0. Loosely chain 16. Slip stitch to join in the round, being careful not to twist.
1. Ch 1. SC around, sl st to join.
2. Repeat rnd 1.
Try it on your index finger. If it's too big or small, adjust the number of initial chains.
3. Ch 1. Sc 12, ch 8 + 1 turning ch. (TC). Turn.
4. Sc 20, ch 4 + 1 TC. Turn
5. Sc 24, sc into last stitch again. Ch 4 + 1 TC. Turn.
6. Sc 29, sc into last st again. Ch 8. Sl st to join in the round. Turn to work with RS facing.
7. Ch 1, sc around. Join with sl st.
8. Rpt rnd 7 four times more.
9. (Do not ch 1.) SC 16. Turn.
10. Sl st into 2nd st from hook. Sc 30. Turn.
11. Ch 1, SC 29. Turn.
12. Sl st into 2nd st from hook. Sc to end of row. Turn.
13. Ch 1, sc 25. Turn.
14. Rpt row 12.
15. Ch 1, sc 21. Turn.
16. Rpt row 12.
17. Ch 1, sc 17. Turn.
18. Rpt row 12, but do not turn. Ch 10 + 1 TC. Turn.
19. Sc 23. Turn.
20. Rpt row 12, but do not turn. Ch 16. Sl st into 10th ch from hook -- buttonhole formed. Sl st into next 5 sts.
21. Crab stitch around lower edge, then fasten off. Crab stitch around upper edge. Attach button as shown so that the glove fits snugly. Weave in ends.

RIGHT GLOVE

0. Loosely chain 16. Slip stitch to join in the round, being careful not to twist.
1. Ch 1. SC around, sl st to join.
2. Repeat rnd 1.
Try it on your index finger. If it's too big or small, adjust the number of initial chains.
3. Ch1, sc 12, ch 4 + 1 TC. Turn.
4. Sc 16, ch 8 + 1 TC. Turn.
5. Sc 24. Sc into last st again. Ch 4 + 1 TC. Turn.
6. Sc 29. Sc into last st again. Ch 8. Sl st to join in rnd. Turn to work with RS facing.
7. Ch 1 SC around. Sl st to join.
8. Rpt rnd 7 four more times.
9. SC 18. Turn.
10. Ch 1, sc 30. Turn.
11. Sl st into 2nd st from hook. SC to end. Turn.
12. Ch 1, sc 28. Turn.
13. Rpt row 11.
14. Ch 1, sc 24. Turn.
15. Rpt row 11.
16. Ch 1, sc 20. Turn.
17. Rpt row 11.
18. Ch 1, sc 16. Turn.
19. Rpt row 11, but do not turn. Ch 10 + 1 TC. Turn.
20. Sc 22. Turn
21. Rpt row 11, but do not turn. Ch 16. Sl st into 10th ch from hook -- buttonhole formed. Sl st into next 5 sts.
22. Finish with crab stitch and button as for left glove.

Quantum marriage?

2011-04-26T17:42:00.000-05:00

I read an article today that made me lol. If only it were real, it would be totally perfect for us...

Free Pattern: Hat: Quinto

2011-01-07T18:24:00.000-06:00

See that hat on Zachary Quinto there?

Pretty cute, isn't it? Well, I says to myself I says, I should make one! And so I did.

SIZE:

20" circumference, unstretched. Easily stretches to accommodate even freakishly huge brains. My hat doesn't quite cover the bottoms of my ears, but it can be made longer.

GAUGE:

19 stitches = 4" in stockinette stitch.
Row gauge is less important.

MATERIALS:

One set (5) DPNs, size US 6
or One 16" circ, size US 6 and one set DPNs, size US 6
or One long circ for magic loop, size US6
or Two circs, size US 6
or size needed to get gauge.

Two skeins Brooklyn Tweed SHELTER in contrasting colors. You will probably use most of the MC, and less than half of the CC.
For my sample, I used Nest (gray/brown) for the MC and Tent (green) for the CC. The contrast isn't great, but I didn't buy the yarn with this project in mind...
To match the hat in the picture, I suggest Soot (gray) for the MC and Faded Quilt (light gray/blue) for the CC.

Eight stitch markers. Preferably, the one for the beginning of the round is distinctive from the others.

INSTRUCTIONS:

With MC, cast on 96 stitches and join to work in the round, being careful not to twist. Place marker for beginning of round.

Work in stockinette stitch (knit every stitch of every round) until work measures 3.5" from cast on edge, or longer if desired.

Next round (MC): Purl.

STRIPE:
With CC, knit three rounds.
Switch to MC.
Next round: Knit
Next round: Purl

Repeat the stripe four more times, for a total of five stripes.

Crown decrease setup:
With MC, *knit 12 sts, pm*, repeat between * around. 8 markers.

Crown decreases:
1. *Knit until 2 sts before marker, k2tog, slip marker*, repeat between * around.
2. Knit.

Repeat these two rows until 8 sts remain. Cut yarn, leaving 12" tail. Draw tail through eight stitches and pull tightly to close.

Weave in ends and wear with pride!

Free Pattern: Hat: Ex Astris, Scientia

2011-01-05T18:55:00.000-06:00

I designed this very, very simple hat for the "learn to knit" post I wrote over at ONTD: Star Trek for Academy Week 2010. It would be a great first project for a new knitter, since it is in garter stitch, but is shorter than a scarf. It is worked flat, and minimal finishing techniques are required.

FINISHED SIZE
Length crown-brim: 20 cm
Circumference: stretchy and variable

MATERIALS

less than 1 skein Lion Brand Wool-Ease Chunky (50-75 meters)
1 pair straight or circular needles, size US 11

DIRECTIONS

Cast on 20 stitches using your favorite method. Cast on more for a longer hat, or fewer for a shorter hat. Do not join in the round.

Work in garter stitch (knit every stitch, every row) until the piece is long enough to comfortably wrap all the way around your head, then bind off. A shorter rectangle will be tighter, and a longer rectangle will be looser. Remember that garter stitch is stretchy!

Seam the two short ends of the rectangle together to make a tube. Then, using a yarn needle, thread a piece of yarn through the ridges on the top of the tube, pull very tightly, and knot.

Weave in ends, and wear proudly.

Cross-stitch chart for book lovers

2010-12-16T13:53:00.000-06:00

I drew this up really quickly, based on suggestions from my friends on Ravelry.

Cross-stitch chart, for book lovers.

Please use this! It's free! Though if you do, please leave me a comment (so I can see it!) and credit me.

In case it's not clear, the black border is backstitch, and the filled red blocks are regular cross stitches.

Enjoy!

boooooots

2010-10-12T11:49:00.001-05:00

Black mid-calf/knee boots with a small heel (up to 2"). Leather, sturdy, comfy, minimal detailing, round toe. I like a slouch silhouette but it's not critical. Some I like:
Endless: Everything I'm looking for, maybe a little on the plain side.
Endless: Perfect, but not in my size.
Endless: Great, except that reviewers say the calf is narrow and my calves are not.
Fluevogs 1 : not totally keen on the not-black heel and buckles
Fluevogs 2 : not exactly what I have in mind, but utterly fabulous
Endless: I like everything on these EXCEPT the sole seems flimsy, and a heel would be nice.
Endless: I like everything on these except the hardware (there's too much)
Payless : very cute, but a bit shorter than I have in mind

Wish List 2010!

2010-09-21T15:19:00.005-05:00

glass pie plate

umbrella swift

moar stitch markers (NOT split)

DVD player (the component output on our current one is broken

DVDs:
Back to the Future
Galaxy Quest

apple peeler

spring-loaded potato masher

slide rule

1lb Blue Heeler from Alterra

GORGEOUS RAINBOW YARN

What do you do with 11 pounds of tomatoes?

2010-08-30T18:23:00.012-05:00

SAUCE, that's what.

4 smallish onions, coarsely chopped

A big old bag of dried basil, since I couldn't find fresh.

11 pounds of organic heirloom tomatoes ($10), coarsely chopped

This is what was left after I was done attacking them:

Stems and split parts

A few nasty ones

It all came together into this:

Added a few big glugs of balsamic vinegar, some white wine, and a whole bunch of spices that I thought went with it.

Simmered for h-o-u-r-s, stirring often. After a while I hit it with my stick blender, and let it keep going for a while. Lots of salt and pepper.

MMMMMMdelicious. Most of this is destined for the freezer.

teaching LJ to knit

2010-08-23T16:16:00.009-05:00

SAFAS Seminar:
Getting Started with Knitting!

Hello, everyone! Thanks for coming to our seminar today. We hope you will find the tutorials useful and fun!

Love and fiber,
LadyMac111 and Sternel

Outline
I. Introduction and History
II. Materials
III. Basic knitting techniques
IV. Simple garments
A. Scarf
B. Hat
C. Sweater
V. More complex garments
VI. More resources

I. Introduction and History of Knitting (with a focus on Terran traditions)

Knitting is but one of a number of ancient Terran crafts that undergoes periodic revivals as hobbies. Along with crocheting; weaving; spinning; embroidery and needlepoint; quilting; and sewing, knitting has a long history of necessity, hobby, and art for us to take advantage of.

Knitting itself was a late-developing craft, and the earliest surviving examples we have are socks from the Egyptian region, ca 1000 CE. They were knit in fine cotton thread and used multiple colors to create intricate patterns.

From there, via trade and war, knitting spread from the Middle East throughout the European sub-continent, growing in popularity. The fabric created by knitting is flexible and will stretch and return to its shape, making it ideal for garments. It took time for knitting to become a common activity. Initially, it was used to create accessories and finery for the upper classes, such as this example, liturgical gloves from the German region of Europe, dated 1297.

(They are still on view in the Victoria & Albert museum in London, should any cadets finding themselves in England wish to view them in person.)

Over the next several hundred years, knitting spread to lower classes, and people began knitting garments for their own use. Guilds formed, and knitting became both a form of cultural expression and an economic engine. The development of mechanized knitting during the Industrial Age destroyed the livelihood of many cottage knitters, who relied on their handicraft for their income. As a consequence, knitting shifted from a necessity back to an art form during the Victorian Era. Popular publications distributed patterns, helping to formalize written instructions. Now patterns and techniques could be shared on a much wider basis.

By the 20th Century, knitting had become high fashion again, as demonstrated by this famous garment, recognizable to those cadets who follow the era’s fashions:

Knitting has continued to flourish in a variety of traditions, and is frequently employed as a method of preserving and celebrating ethnic traditions. Some examples include the Haapsalu shawls of Estonia:

Fair Isle colorwork from Scotland:

And Andean knitting, a unique example combining indigenous patterns with knitting learned from European invaders:

There are, of course, numerous examples of needle and fiber craft on other Federation planets. The weaving tradition on Andoria has become a popular export, especially when made with Andorian silk. Vulcan naflakh sai-tukh (lit: chained fabric) is a technique similar to nålebinding, a Terran Scandanavian technique that is a precursor to knitting. And we’ve all heard of Risan lace, so I’m sure I don’t need to go into details on that.

Here in San Francisco, the weather is often chilly and damp. It may be warm and sunny this week, but that will change fast! What better way to deal with the weather than with your own hand-knit garments? Let's get started!

II. Materials

Knitting is a craft, and all crafts have supplies. For very basic pieces, like scarves, you will need a pair of knitting needles and some yarn. For more complex pieces, you will need other supplies such as a yarn needle, stitch markers, stitch holders, double-pointed or circular needles, blocking mats and pins, crochet hooks, pompom makers ... the list is long. But for your first project, just yarn and needles will be fine.

A. Choosing yarn for your first project

(Yarn recommendations are based on yarns that are readily available in the United States.)

The yarn you choose depends on your taste. The first thing to consider is the fiber.

Wool

On Earth, wool is one of the most common fibers for yarn. It is sheared from sheep, cleaned, and spun into yarn, before being dyed any imaginable color.

Wool yarn may be soft or scratchy, depending on the breed of sheep it came from and how it was prepared. For example, merino is a breed of sheep that produces very soft wool. Wool is also quite warm, and flame retardant. However, wool can also felt, or shrink and become dense when agitated in hot water. For this reason, woolen garments must be cleaned gently. Some woolen yarns are "superwash", or treated so that they will not felt. You can't always trust a wool labeled "superwash", though, so tread carefully if you go that route.

Some people are allergic to wool. If your hands itch when working with wool, consult Medical. I hear Cadet McCoy is generous with antihistamines.

Patons Classic Wool is a good all-wool yarn that is inexpensive and easy to find at craft stores.

Wool blends
Wool is frequently blended with other fibers, for a variety of reasons. Wool and acrylic yarns have the warmth and softness of wool, with the easy-care properties of acrylic, a synthetic fiber. A common and inexpensive wool/acrylic yarn is Lion Brand Wool-Ease.

Acrylic

Acrylic is a synthetic fiber, made from a polymer. It is inexpensive, easy to care for, and easy to find, but many knitters dislike it because it is often scratchy, and it is also flammable. However, it will still work well in many applications! Since acrylic yarn does not come from animals, it is vegan.

Red Heart yarn is 100% acrylic, very inexpensive, and available at craft stores. My first project was made with Red Heart!

Cotton

Cotton is a natural, plant-derived fiber, and therefore vegan. Cotton is soft, but not as warm as wool. Cotton yarn is not as stretchy as wool yarn, and sometimes causes hand fatigue when knitting. It is easier to care for than wool, but less commonly available. You may have to find a yarn store if you want cotton.

Silk

Silk comes from the pupa of the silk moth, and is not suitable for Vulcans or other vegetarians, since the insect is usually killed in the process.

Silk fibers are very strong and smooth, and silk yarn and fabric is slippery and exceptionally warm. Pure silk yarns are hard to come by, but it is frequently blended with wool to create yarn that is warm, soft, and slightly shimmery.

Knit Picks Gloss is an affordable example that is available over the internet.

Weight
Yarn weight is very important to consider when planning a project. Yarns range from barely-there thread, all the way up to enormous super-bulky. For a first project, worsted or bulky is best, since the stitches will be large enough to see easily, and the piece will come together fast. Avoid super-bulky and novelty yarns (fuzzy, blobby, anything not a long cylinder really), since they can be difficult to work with.

There are hundreds, if not thousands, different yarns. When shopping, fondle the yarn and pick one that has the properties and feel that you like. Also make sure to check the care instructions, and be sure you buy enough for your project.

B. Needles

Now that you have your yarn chosen, you need to get some knitting needles. If you look at the paper band on your yarn, it will probably tell you what size needle is recommended for the yarn. For worsted or bulky yarn, this size is probably 8, 9, 10, or 11 (in US sizes). A metric measurement may also be given; this is the diameter of the needle in millimeters.

Knitting needles are made of many different materials, most commonly wood, plastic, metal, or bamboo. For your first project, it doesn't much matter what you use. As you gain experience you will probably develop preferences. If you are allergic to nickel, you may want to avoid metal needles.

If you can borrow needles for your first project, that would be fine. If your knitter friend has a large selection of needles, you can even try different sizes to find the one that makes a fabric you like. If not, you can buy inexpensive metal, bamboo, or acrylic needles in sets, or just get one pair in the size recommended by your yarn. For the simple projects I'll get to in a minute, you'll just need two straight needles. A circular needle is made of two short, straight tips, connected by a flexible cable. It is a good choice if you will be making something much wider than a straight needle, since it can reduce wrist strain. Of course, it's also used for making tubes, but that's a tutorial for another time.

III. Basic Knitting Techniques

Knitting is, in its simplest form, pulling loops of yarn through other loops of yarn. There are some common techniques that make this pretty easy, once you get the hang of them.

A. Casting on

Casting on (sometimes called binding on) is the first step in any knitted project, in which you make the first row of loops that you will build the rest of the object from. There are many different techniques for casting on. This one, the long-tail cast-on, is common and versatile.

B. The knit stitch

There are two basic stitches in knitting, the knit stitch and the purl stitch (which is really just a backwards knit stitch). The simple projects below only require the knit stitch.

There are two general styles of knitting: English (or "throwing") and Continental (or "picking"). There are others, but these are the most common. The video below shows Continental style, and demonstrates the basic mechanics of making a knit stitch.

A knitted fabric where every stitch is a "knit" stitch is called garter stitch. The videos below show how to do garter stitch in both Continental and English knitting. Try both and see which one you prefer!

C. Binding off

So you've been knitting along, but you think you've done enough. How do you finish? Binding off (sometimes called casting off) takes the live stitches on your needles and secures them so your work won't unravel.

These videos aren't on YouTube, so you'll have to go to the Knitting Help website to see them.

D. Finishing techniques

Mattress stitch is used to sew two pieces of knitted fabric together with a nice, invisible seam. It's not required for finishing seamed projects, but it sure looks nice. You will need a needle with an eye large enough to get your yarn through -- plastic yarn needles are great for worsted and bulky yarn, and they're not very pointy.

Weaving in the ends of the yarn is the last step of any project, unless you are going to block it (see below). Using a yarn needle, follow the path of a strand of yarn in your project, more or less. Take it far enough to pull at least 20 or 30 cm of your yarn tail into the work. Don't simply cut the tail at the knot, because it's very likely to unravel! Leave a little extra length.

Blocking is the last step before modeling your work! Hats and scarves usually don't need it, but sweaters and other fitted garments do. Wash the piece by hand or according to the instructions on the ball band, and lay it out flat to dry. Be sure it's in the shape that you want! You can pin it to something (foam board, carpet, etc) to help it hold the right shape, if you want. Leave it there until it is completely dry, which may take a day or two since it's so damp here in San Francisco. Be patient!

E. A note on Gauge

Gauge is a measurement of how large your stitches are, and is typically measured in stitches and rows per unit length, e.g. 10 stitches and 8 rows per 10 cm. For some projects, like scarves, gauge is largely unimportant. For some, like sweaters, it is vital. For others, only the stitch gauge will matter, and row gauge is unimportant. Every pattern will tell you what gauge to have, but you can change it up if you want to (which is a topic for another time).

Your gauge will be different for every yarn and needle combination, and may even change over time. To measure your gauge, you will need to knit a swatch in the stitch pattern you will be using. It should be at least 10 cm square, and the larger it is, the more accurate your measurement will be. Wash and block the swatch how you will wash and block the finished piece before you measure it.

IV. Simple garments

A. Scarf

One of the most simple knitted projects, and one that is usually a first project, is a garter stitch scarf. Gauge is pretty unimportant here, since it's just a rectangle.

You will need about 150-200 meters of yarn for a typical scarf. More or less will make a longer or shorter scarf.

Cast on as many stitches as you want for the width of the scarf. In a worsted or bulky yarn, 20 is pretty good. Cast on more or less to make the scarf wider or narrower.

Work in garter stitch until the scarf is as long as you want it, then bind off. Remember that garter stitch is stretchy!

Wash and block if desired.

B. Hat

The knitting for this hat is the same as the scarf, but you will need to know how to do a seam, and you will need to measure your stitch gauge. You will need 50-75m of bulky yarn.

Cast on 20 cm of stitches. For the sample, this was 20 stitches in bulky yarn (Lion Brand Wool-Ease Chunky) on US 11 needles. For a longer hat, cast on a few centimeters more.

Work in garter stitch until the piece is long enough to comfortably wrap all the way around your head, then bind off. A shorter rectangle will be tighter, and a longer rectangle will be looser. Remember that garter stitch is stretchy!

Seam the two short ends of the rectangle together to make a tube. Then, using your yarn needle, thread a piece of yarn through the ridges on the top of the tube, pull very tightly, and knot. If you like, you can make a pompom to decorate it, though regulations technically frown on pompoms.

C. Pullover

(I made a very tiny sample -- it's about three inches tall.)

This sweater is simple to knit, if a bit bigger than the hat and scarf, and will keep you warm in the winter. You will need to know how to seam, and you will need to measure your stitch gauge. Different sizes will require different amounts of yarn. For an adult small (36" chest circumference), you will need at least 1000m of worsted weight yarn. For a large (40" chest circumference), you will need at least 1500m. Bulkier yarns will require less, but it is always good to have extra, rather than to run out before you finish!

First, determine the size. One way to do this is to find a shirt that you like the fit of, lay it flat, and measure the maximum width and length of the body and sleeves.

BODY: make two (front and back).

Cast on enough stitches to make up the width you measured. Work in garter stitch until it is the right length when slightly stretched (remember that it will stretch more when you wear it). If you leave very long yarn tails (at least three times the length of the seam), you can use them to sew the pieces together.

SLEEVES: make two.

Cast on enough stitches to make up DOUBLE of the sleeve width you measured. Work in garter stitch until it is the right length when slightly stretched (remember that it will stretch more when you wear it). If you leave very long yarn tails (at least three times the length of the seam), you can use them to sew the pieces together. (My tails were too short.)

Wash and block the pieces to the desired size. Seam the shoulders as shown, leaving 1/3 of the edge open in the middle. Try this on to be sure there is enough room to get it over your head!

Align the center of the sleeve with the shoulder seam, and seam the sleeves to the body.

Seam from the cuff of the sleeve to the armpit, and from the bottom hem to the armpit, on each side. Be careful not to stretch the pieces differently, or they won't line up when you get to the end.

Weave in any ends, and Wash and block again if desired. Rock that sweater, baby!

V. More complex garments

Unlike the projects above, most published patterns will tell you what weight of yarn and what size needles to use, in addition to the row and stitch gauge you should have. If you don't get gauge, you will either need to change yarn/needles until you do, or do some math to compensate. Published patterns will also tell you the amount of yarn you will need, though every knitter is different, so the actual amount will vary. Overestimating is better than underestimating, so buy extra yarn!

Scotty's Hat

Want to look as GQ as this MF?

Thanks to Nicole Lorenz, you can!

This hat is based on garter stitch, but requires a couple of non-beginner techniques - decreasing, short rows, and picking up stitches. The tutorials from KnittingHelp are helpfully provided in the pattern, and there is a link to a slightly different version, that requires purling but is made all in one piece.

City on the Edge of Forever beanie

There are hundreds, maybe even thousands, of patterns for simple hats like this. Sure, you could buy one, but the ones in the store come with my favorite part already done.

Abby Tohline has a free pattern on her blog, but a little Googling will reveal many, many more. You will need to know how to purl, decrease, and knit in the round (which is not scary at all, don't let anyone tell you it is!)

Wesley Crusher's Awesome Sweaters

I refuse (on moral grounds) to even look for a pattern for that. But The Anticraft has a free pattern for a basic raglan sweater that should fit a bit better than the garter stitch one I gave you above.

VI. More resources

In my opinion, the very best resource for a beginning knitter is a patient experienced knitter. A lot of yarn and craft stores offer knitting classes, if you want to go that route. Failing that, the tutorials at KnittingHelp.com (which we used above) will give you an introduction to pretty much any technique you can think of.

If you want to get serious about yarn (or even just a little serious, you know, not exclusive or anything), Ravelry is waiting for you! Their pattern database was recently updated to be even easier to use, and contains (as of this writing) 173,777 knitting and crochet patterns, 53,254 of which are FREE! They also have a yarn database, forums, and your own online notebook to keep track of all your projects, your yarn stash, your needles, your friends (we're ladymac111 and abbieprime), your favorites, and your list of things you want to make in the future. Be careful, though, you might get addicted.

Well, it looks like that's what we have for you today! And don't worry, the weather is forecast to cool down on Friday. Then you can surround yourself with yarn!

Questions and comments are welcome!

LadyMac111 and Sternel

Cooking Adventures: Pesto Pasta with Beans

2010-06-22T16:02:00.003-05:00

This is part of clearing out the food that we still have. Also, it's a tasty vegan meal! And easier than pie.

Step one: the beans. I have here 1/3 cup each of dried pinto, small red, and kidney beans. Sort to remove rocks, rinse well, cover with a few inches of water, bring to a boil, turn off the heat, and then let sit covered for an hour.

Cover with fresh cold water, and simmer for an hour. Drain.

While the beans are simmering, cook the pasta according to the package directions (I have fettucine, but something like rotini or medium/large shells would be better).

Drain the pasta. Combine beans and pasta and toss with one jar of pesto.

Serve hot, with parm if you want (but we don't have any). Delicious!

Moving is hard pt. 1: food

2010-06-21T13:32:00.003-05:00

What we have:

pasta
pesto
beans
tofu
Zat rice and a can of tomatoes
a chicken breast
apple pie
granola bars (good for travel)
craisins (travel)
sunflower seeds (travel)
cereal
pancake mix
syrup
chicken stock
carrots
blueberries
liquor
cooking oils
balsamic vinegar

Meal plans:
Monday: dinner: mashed potatoes, carrots, blueberries, apple pie
Tuesday: breakfast: waffles, blueberries
lunch:
dinner: pasta, beans, pesto
Wednesday: breakfast: cereal
lunch: peanut butter sandwiches
dinner: Tuesday leftovers
Thursday: breakfast:
lunch: Sai Ram or India Dabar
Dinner: Tuesday leftovers
Friday: breakfast:
lunch: peanut butter sandwiches
dinner: Zatarain's with fried tofu
Saturday: brunch:
dinner: tailgate party
Sunday: breakfast:
lunch:
dinner: pizza with friends, lots of liquor, give away some stuff
Monday: breakfast: dry cereal
lunch: pb
dinner: on road

My holiday wishlist

2009-10-11T19:21:00.008-05:00

Oh gosh, every year it gets harder to make one of these. Updates as necessary.

Dollhouse season 1 on DVD
House season 5 on DVD
KnitPicks gift card
yarn in general
Suede-soled jazz shoes (like this one) -- sizing on them is always funny, and the dance store in Appleton has them in stock in every size.
New Star Trek movie on DVD
Wall-E on DVD
Wool for spinning
the Bliese spinning wheel!
a lighted makeup mirror
new slippers! I have literally worn mine to pieces

And so it begins...

2009-10-05T17:34:00.005-05:00

I had my first wedding nightmare last night, probably because I spent a lot of yesterday reading books I got from the APL about how to make a ceremony.

So in the dream we got married but Erik forgot to bring the rings along. No big, we just skipped that part. So later we were together and we got them out and put them on -- and they were ALL WRONG. His was something enormous and fancy, and mine was made of acrylic (clear plastic, not yarn!), carved with swirly designs, and had a giant opal in a prong setting (the prongs were acrylic too). I got really angry that he ordered something totally different from what we wanted, but he apparently liked them and didn't care what I thought. So I grabbed his and took mine off and threw them both on the floor (and they proceeded to bounce away) and I stalked off angrily in my wedding dress.

Anyway, it's quite some time before I have any good reason to worry about the rings being wrong/forgotten, since we don't even have the year chosen yet. BUT that doesn't mean we don't have ideas!

This is my engagement ring (in "Happy Feet" by Plymouth Yarns):

And these are some bands we like (from e-weddingbands.com)
For me:

For him:

Totally different than in the dream! So maybe you can see why I was so angry -- we're going for simple and classy.

Knitting!
Second alpaca sock is coming along well -- did a couple of inches already today. I need to find the first one so I can carry it around to measure the second so I know when to start the heel.

UFO-mania!!

2009-10-04T11:26:00.004-05:00

Oh gosh, I'm knitting on so many things and there are so many more I want to do! Goals ahoy!

Finish target practice socks by Oct 31!
Make the beard for the Viking hat.
Un-hibernate the cabled mittens!!! I want to wear them this winter...
New pancreas
Eclipse slipper socks (1 to go)

New things may be started as old things are finished, in this order:

Cabled mittens after the sockses (not really new)
State Fair yarn neckwarmer
Simon Tam (after mittens unhibernated)

And THAT'S IT because I have UFO sightings everywhere.

So I have epic things to do

2009-08-23T11:08:00.005-05:00

Dear Internet,

Please help me get all of this done on schedule.

Love, Sarah.

To do today:

~~Laundry~~
~~Unpack small suitcase~~
~~Choose vacation clothes~~
~~Grocery shopping~~

To do this week:

Job applications (~~Torrid~~, ~~JCP~~, ~~Kohl's~~ (no openings), ~~Target~~, Macy's, Tom's?, Stone Cellar?) Do Torrid first (on ~~Monday~~) and then I have the info for all the others that I can maybe do online??
~~Make Sat. hair appt.~~ Coupon!
Get audiobooks from the Library (~~Monday~~) and put them on Johannes.
Borrow Stacy's safflower oil, or have her come over Saturday.
~~Finish Mary's baby sweater (only one sleeve to go!!! well, and the button.)~~
Go grocery shopping again and get cake mix and apples

To do next weekend:
Saturday:

Haircut
Get EVERYTHING packed except what is needed at home -- have a plan for that stuff
Make cupcakes
Mall shopping if time: watch battery, headphone 2fer, Old Navy. Also turn in finished applications!

Sunday:

Dye hair
Home mani/pedi!!
Mall shopping if not done Saturday

Monday:

Last full day of work

Tuesday AKA THE BIG DAY!!:

Half-day of work, with cupcakes -- give a key to whoever is plant-sitting (Stacy or Amy)
Finish packing everything and vacation-proof the house
Leave for MKE by 3

1st edit: Tues Aug 25

Pizza so good, the smoke alarm went off

2009-07-13T19:24:00.003-05:00

SO GOOD.

Jiffy crust, Contadina sauce, mozzarella cheese, chopped onion, diced green pepper, a few olives, and Copp's pork pizza sausage.

classical physics jeopardy!

2009-05-28T20:22:00.005-05:00

Classical Physics Jeopardy!!

Rules:

There are three teams of up to 8 students, as equal as possible. The teacher may weight teams so that the strongest students are in smaller groups. (If there are more than 24 students, there should be more teams so that there are never more than 8 in a group.)
The potpourri category does not have a 100-point question so that each team gets to choose the same number of questions. This works with 3 or 4 teams (and there shouldn't have to be more than 4 teams!)
A little different from "traditional" Jeopardy -- answers are not in the form of a question.
Each team elects a spokesperson at the beginning of the game. Only this person's answers count as the team's answer. A team loses 50 points every time the spokesperson does not confer with the group before answering, even if they were wrong! This is a group competition.
Each team in turn chooses a question and gets the first chance to answer it.
100, 200, and 300-point questions: team has 30 seconds to conference before the spokesperson must answer or forfeit.
400 and 500-point questions: team has 1 minute to conference before the spokesperson must answer or forfeit.
If the first team is incorrect, the next team in the sequence may answer for half points, and has half the conference time. If the second team is incorrect, this continues (further half points and half time) until all teams have had a chance.
Daily Doubles -- Team may wager points up to what they have or the question value (whichever is larger). If they are incorrect, the next team may answer for half the given point value (not a wager).
Final Jeopardy -- each team places a wager before the question is revealed. Each team has five minutes to solve the problem. Partial credit for each correct question: 0 correct = minus full wager, 1 correct = minus half the wager, 2 correct = plus half the wager, 3 correct = plus full wager.

Newton's Laws

F = ma is the most common form of which of Newton's laws? (Second)
A book pushes down on the table with 10 Newtons of force. With how much force does the table push back? (10 Newtons)
(Daily Double) A large man and a small woman are standing on a bus that comes to a stop. The woman stumbles, and the man keeps his footing. Who has more inertia? (The woman, because she has less mass.)
State Newton's Laws in sentence form. (1. An object in constant motion will remain in constant motion, and an object at rest will remain at rest, unless acted upon by an outside force. 2. A force acting upon a massive object will cause that object to accelerate. 3. For every force applied to an object, the object exerts an equal and opposite force.)
A 1000-kg car is initially at rest. You push it with a constant force for 100 seconds, at which point it is traveling 5 m/s. What was your pushing force? (50 Newtons -- a = v/t = 5 m/s /100 s, f = ma = 1000 kg * 5/100 m/s/s.)

Vectors and Projectiles

I walk one block north, then one block south. What is the magnitude and direction of the resultant vector? (Zero, which has no direction.)
You throw a ball directly upwards, then catch it in your hand at the same height. It was in the air for a total of 8 seconds. At what time was the ball's velocity zero? (4 seconds after you threw it, at the point where it changed directions.)
Does a projectile on Earth experience horizontal acceleration, vertical acceleration, both, or neither? If there is acceleration, what causes it? (Vertical acceleration only -- caused by gravity. Also OK: Both, since there may be horizontal drag forces.)
Find the sum (magnitude and direction) of these vectors: 1 m/s up (0 degrees), 2 m/s to the right (90 degrees), and 3 m/s down (180 degrees). (Sqrt(8) m/s at 135 degrees.)
A cannonball is shot at some angle on level ground. What equation should you use to find how long the cannonball is in the air, and why? Assume it is shot from ground level and neglect air resistance. (v_y(t) = 0 = -gt + v_oy -- solving for t tells you the time at which vertical velocity is zero, which is the top of the arc. Twice this is the total flight time.)

Energy and Electronics

State the Work-Energy Theorem. (The work done on a system is equal to the total change in energy of the system.)
What equation relates voltage, current, and resistance? (Ohm's Law, V=IR.)
A 5-kg rock is held 10 m above the ground and dropped. How much kinetic energy does it have right before it hits the ground? Assume acceleration due to gravity is 10 m/s/s. (500 Joules -- KE = PE = mgh.)
What is the total resistance when a 10-Ohm resistor is connected in parallel with two 5-Ohm resistors that are connected in series? (1/(1/10 Ohms + 1/(5+5) Ohms) = 5 Ohms.)
(Daily Double) Describe how a generator in a hydroelectric dam produces an electric current. (The water turns a turbine, which turns a loop of wire in a magnetic field. This induces a current in the wire loop.)

Units

What is the SI unit of acceleration? ( m/s/s )
What is the SI unit of force, and what are its fundamental components? (Newton = kg*m/s^2)
What is the SI unit of work, and what are its fundamental components? (Joule = N * m = kg*m^2/s^2)
What is the SI unit of electric current, and what are its fundamental components? (Amp = coulomb/second)
What is the difference between weight and mass? (Weight is a force, and mass is a fundamental quantity. Weight is measured in Newtons, and mass is measured in kilograms. An object can have different weights depending on the situation, but its mass does not change.)

Potpourri

(Spare question) What is the gravitational acceleration at the surface of the earth, to one decimal place? (9.8 m/s/s)
What is the name of the force that your chair is exerting on you? (The normal force.)
How much force does a 1/10-kg apple exert while sitting stationary on Isaac's head? (1/10 kg * 10 m/s/s = 1 Newton.)
What is the first step in the scientific process? (Create a hypothesis.)
Name the four fundamental quantities and their SI units. (mass = kilograms, distance = meters, time = seconds, charge = coulombs)

Final Jeopardy
Category: Projectile motion

You are on the surface of Mars, where the gravitational acceleration is only 3.8 m/s/s. You get a running start and throw yourself into the air, with an initial velocity vector of 5 m/s at 30 degrees above horizontal. Neglect air resistance and presume the terrain is flat. 1. What is your velocity vector when you hit the ground again? 2. How long were you in the air? 3. How far did you jump?

1. 5 m/s at 30 degrees below horizontal (same as initial, but down).
2. 1.3 seconds
3. 5.6 meters

new apartments are exciting!

2009-04-30T19:57:00.003-05:00

Or, the order in which I shall move my life seven blocks.

Things I can move as soon as we get the keys:

Desks, green chair, table
Mattress and sheets (wash them, too)
Out-of-season clothes (sweaters, boots, coat), if I have something to put them in.
Many books and toys
Drawing supplies
Sewing things
Laundry detergent and Soak
Telescope
Decorations not currently up

Things I can move the week before we sleep there:

Most remaining books and toys
TV
Most desk stuff
Yarn
Most food, pots and pans
Spare q-tips, hair dye, etc.
DVDs
Some clothes and shoes? (This is the time to go through everything)
Some dishes
Clarinet
Floor lamp
Decorations
Printer

Things to move the day we officially live there (day after graduation?)

Toiletries, medications
Laundry hamper
Pillows, Lord Emsworth, alarm clock
Tea, coffee pot
Phone charger
Towel, bathrobe, slippers
Fan if needed
Curtains

Things that can wait until last:

Remaining clothes (luggage)
Computer
Car
Things to be stored (my sheets, storage containers, boxes)
Less-common kitchen stuff (baking pans, crock pot)

homework assignment

2009-01-25T12:50:00.003-06:00

This is for a homework assignment that should be posted on Moodle, but I think there's been a technical difficulty. I'm typing it out here while it's on my mind.

Personal reflection for EDST 180

The discussion of Humanism reminded me of something that happened to me two years ago. There is sort of a lengthy backstory but I think it helps my point.

My family has always had dogs. When I was in high school, our elderly poodle died and we got a new terrier puppy, who we named Paddi. She was sweet and adorable and I really loved her. It was hard leaving her when I went to college, but I saw her every time I went home for break, and my family sent lots of pictures. During the spring of my sophomore year, however, she started getting very sick. She went days without eating and lost a lot of weight. My mom is a veterinarian, and knew that this was the beginning of the end for her -- the next time she stopped eating would be it; her kidneys were almost completely destroyed and she was suffering. One weekend, they brought her up to visit me because they knew I might not get another chance to see her. She was happy and energetic but I said goodbye.

About a week later I was getting ready for my morning class when the phone rang. It was my mom; she had intended to call her office to say she was bringing Paddi in to be put to sleep, but she pressed the wrong speed dial and got me instead. It was completely devastating; I knew I could not go to class that day. I e-mailed my professors and told them so.

(I wanted to tell this story in class, but I knew I couldn't do it without crying. It still hurts to think about that time, which was almost two years ago.)

The connection to Humanism goes like this: I thought of Maslow's hierarchy of needs, and how if one of the lower needs is not fulfilled, the higher ones are impossible. When Paddi died, my "love and belongingness" went all out of whack and I couldn't think about anything else, especially not academics.

Additionally, my professors all exhibited good humanistic traits. Everyone was very empathic to my situation, and understood completely that I needed to take time off and deal with it.

I guess the only way to wrap this up is with the silver lining of the story. Right after Paddi died, her breeder told us about another puppy who desperately needed a new home. A week later, Ripley came home and immediately started tearing the house apart. He has since learned some manners and our home has a dog again.

Letter to Stumble

2009-01-24T16:55:00.002-06:00

Dear StumbleUpon,

You are not working right now. I keep clicking on the button, and you wait a bit, but nothing happens. Normally you would at least try to give me the page that says you're down and I should go outside and play (which I wouldn't do anyway today because it's 8 degrees and windy, but I appreciate the sentiment). But today. . . just empty anticipation. I may have to do my homework after all.

Love,

Sarah

P.S. Please be fixed soon!

Knitting in 2009!

2009-01-05T14:08:00.002-06:00

Whoooo new year! I have alpaca socks and acrylic microfiber mittens on the needles, but it's time to cast on a new project!

"Hey, Teach!" for Mom's birthday, changed to k the body in one piece to armholes.
Measurements:
chest: 38
waist: 34
hips: 42
bicep: 12
length: 19
This puts it at a size M

Body
Cast on 181 sts (mark 90 from each end-- side "seams")
Work 4 rows in 1x1 rib, ending with a WS row.
Work in st st until piece measures 8" from CO edge, ending with a RS row.
next row: [P8, p2tog] four times, p5. (m) 41 sts;
P4, p2tog, [p7, p2tog] nine times, p4. (m) 81 sts;
p5, [p2tog, p8] four times.
Work in 1x1 rib for 8 rows, ending with a WS row.

Bodice
coming soon!

Wish list 08!

2008-11-07T11:25:00.006-06:00

Here it is! Categorized into yarny things and non-yarny things.

YARNY THINGS

interchangeable circular needles (example)

I have a gajillion big projects I'd love to get great yarn for (wool, silk, bamboo, depending on pattern). Take me to a yarn store and I get exactly what I need for the project! Things I drool over include this cardigan, this tank, this skirt, and oh, another cardigan.
Sock yarn! Solids, stripes, weird colors ... I love socks :)

NON-YARNY THINGS

Aladdin (I used to have it, but it got lost and I've been looking for a year)
Firefly
Doctor Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
Inuyasha (I've recently gotten back into it -- I have the first 3 volumes and both movies)

Long time, no post!

2008-11-07T10:51:00.003-06:00

So! I have not fallen off the face of the earth. Close, but I got my "withdraw passing" form in before the deadline, so I'm down to only 2 time-consuming classes (plus swing stuff plus applying to student teach plus paying attention to Erik plus everything else like sleeping), and financial aid has promised that my scholarships won't notice!

Here's what's going on in my world of knitting, since I'm a little bad at annotating Ravelry with priorities and such.

Finished, but not?
The Hat They Call Jayne -- have to remember to take home for Dad!

On the needles:
Fever -- needs to be finished by December 5!
Bjorklunden vid Sjon -- almost done!
Druid mittens -- barely started, low priority (except I wants 'em!!)

Queued for gifts:
Microbes for all!
Beer sweaters for M&D
Lacemats for G&G
Jayne Zunecosy (not in Q)

Further future:
Hey, Teach! (start when Xmas gifts have end in sight)
Short-sleeve cardi for me (frog ToE pullover, make ToE cardi!)

Need to figure out:
Something for Katy, Amanda, Matt
ideas:
Katy and Amanda -- fancy yarn (Noro?) and a microbe
Matt -- ??? not something knitted

Comments from all are welcome :)

Festival Fussili

2008-08-16T10:16:00.004-05:00

First, I want everyone to appreciate that typing is hard right now: I changed my keyboard to Dvorak last week (after many years of QWERTY mastery), and I'm super-caffeinated right now!! So I'm typing the wrong letters really fast.

Yesterday was my first Friday in my new (and completely awesome!) room -- no more dorm!! To celebrate, I got out the wine and headed down to my fantastic small-house kitchen (for those who don't know, it's essentially a frat house, just without the frat). I call my creation Festival Fussili because I was celebrating the weekend and most of the ingredients came from Festival Foods (my favorite grocery store). This is an easy and delicious half-hour meal! Impress your friends!

You will need:
1 lb box whole wheat fussili (or other bite-size pasta, like rotini or penne)
1 bottle white wine (I used a Pinot Grigio)
3/4 to 1 lb whole shrimp, peeled (mine had tails)
2 medium onions, coarsely chopped
2-3 cloves garlic, minced
3 green peppers, chopped into bite-size pieces
5 roma tomatoes
olive oil
parsley, oregano, rosemary, black pepper, salt
grated cheese (parmesan, romano, etc.)

Put the pasta water on to boil (salted, naturally). Heat a few tbsp of oil in a big frying pan (mine's ~14"), then add the shrimp and cook gently until they're fully pink. Remove to a plate, and take any stray bits of shells or tails out of the pan.

By now the water should be boiling; add the pasta and set the timer. Open the wine and pour yourself a glass, but don't drink too much yet!

Add a few more tbsp of oil to the pan, and saute the onions and garlic until the onions start to soften (1-2 minutes). Then stir in the peppers, half a glass of wine, and a cup or so of water (so it's about halfway submerged -- this will cook off).

Get your tomatoes, slice them in half on the equator, and squeeze the guts into your other veggies. Yum! Give that a good stir and make sure it's simmering happily. Then dice what's left of your tomatoes and toss them in along with the parsley, oregano, rosemary, black pepper, and salt to taste (don't over-salt! you can always add more at the table).

Let that cook, stirring occasionally (add more water if it gets dry), until the pasta's done. Drain, and add it and the shrimp to the veggies. Mix it all together, and take it off the heat when most of the liquid is gone (which shouldn't take more than a minute).

Serve sprinkled with cheese and a glass of wine.

(Picture coming soon!)

beer + shaping = long hours of damage control

2008-08-02T10:03:00.002-05:00

Last night was Friday, so I had a beer, and then went and watched Sunshine with my physics friends while I worked on the back for Mrs Darcy -- specifically, my little gather shaping and then beginning the cabled rib. Everything was peachy-keen until I got back to my room, the buzz wore off, and I realized that instead of decreasing 8 times centered, I had decreased 8 times on each side of center. WTF. So this morning at the coffee shop I had to rip back about 10 rows and fix my stuff. 4 rows later I realized I had placed the decreases off-center, and had to go back and fix that. THEN I screwed up the ribbing because for some reason I decided to put a p4 where there should have only been a p2, so I had to tink back and get that straightened out. So now I'm finally in the 3rd row of the ribbing (I made it up to the 8th while I was watching the movie .. ugh).

So that's my story and why this is going sort of slowly. It should be smooth (but long) sailing from here. I think I want to find a cabled celtic knot medallion or something to put on the back, to go with the celtic knot buttons I hope to find. Whoo!!

Mrs Darcy -- modifications

2008-07-16T20:45:00.009-05:00

My modifications follow.

SLEEVES

CO 48 +2 for seam allowances, which are always K at the end of rows and slipped at the beginning of rows.
Work 40 rows in 2x2 cable rib, cabling every 4th row
Increase once at each end of next row
Work 39 rows in st st
Increase once at each end of next row
Work 39 rows in st st

Sleeve cap shaping:
1. (RS) BO 4, k to end
2. BO 4, p to end
3. BO 4, k to end
4. BO 4, p to end
5. K to last 4, k2tog, k2
6. P to last 4, p2tog, p2
7. K to last 4, k2tog, turn (short row)
8. P to last 4, p2tog, turn (short row)
9. K to last 4, k2tog, turn (short row)
10. P to last 4, p2tog, turn (short row)
11. K
12. P
13. K
14. P2, p2tog, p to end
15. K2, k2tog, k to end
16. P
17. K
18. P
19. K to last 4, k2tog, k2
20. P to last 4, p2tog, p2
21. K
22. P
23. K
24. P2, p2tog, p to end
25. K2, k2tog, k to end
26. P
27. K to last 4, k2tog, k2
28. P to last 4, p2tog, p2
29. BO3, k to end
30. BO3, p to end
31. BO4, k to end
32. BO4, p to end
BO all remaining sts.

FRONTS

I have widened the fronts to get my size, kept the tiny cabled 2x2 rib, and added another buttonhole (total of 4) and several more rows of ribbing, which will sit at my natural waist (just below the bust).

Right front (left front)

CO 42 +1 for seam allowance
work 4 rows in seed st.
*** from here, all instructions keep a 3-stitch seed stitch border at the right edge, or left for the non-buttonhole side (e.g. - RS row: K, P, K, k to end; WS row: p to last 3, k, p, k). Omit buttonholes on left front; work those rows in the established stitch pattern.

Work 4 rows in st st
Buttonhole row 1: In border: K2tog, yo, k1; k to end.
work 7 rows st st
work 2 rows in k2, p2 tiny cabled rib every 4th row (I did p1 next to the border, then the first k2)
buttonhole row 2; do first cable here.
work 9 rows in rib
buttonhole row 3; no cable
work 9 rows in rib
buttonhole row 4; cable
work 3 rows in rib
work 2 rows st st
begin scoop neck decreases:
dec 1 st next to border next 5 rows
dec 1 st every other row, 6x
work 3 rows
dec 1 st in next row

work 20 rows in st st

armhole shaping; worked at beginning of WS rows for right front (except where indicated). Switch RS and WS for left.
BO 4
BO 2
BO 2
dec 1
next row (RS): dec 1
dec 1 next 3 WS rows (18 sts remain)
work in st st even for 30 rows, place sts on holder.

BACK

CO 88 sts
Work 4 rows seed st
Work 10 rows st st
Next row (RS): K 36, ssk 4 times, k2tog 4 times, k to end.
Next row: P 36, p2tog 2 times, ssp 2 times, p to end.
Work 26 rows in cabled rib.
Work 40 rows in st st.
Armhole shaping:
1 (RS): BO 4, k to end
2. BO 4, p to end
3. BO 2, k to end
4. BO 2, p to end
5 and 6: repeat 3 and 4
7. Ssk, k to last 2, k2tog
8. P2tog, p to last 2, ssp
9. Ssk, k to last 2, k2tog
10. Purl
11. Ssk, k to last 2, k2tog
12. Purl
13. Ssk, k to last 2, k2tog
Work even for 30 rows; place sts on holder. *Note: I put a Celtic knot design on the back of mine, starting right after the arm hole shaping -- it should have been a few rows sooner, but what can ya do. If you want a chart, comment and I'll post it, though it may be a copyright violation since I kinda tried to copy it from somewhere.

Finishing: I did a 3-needle bind-off to attach the fronts to the back, and then did a crocheted picot bind-off for the stuff in the middle because it was way small. Sew up seams, weave in ends, block, and add buttons.

fun with tickers

2008-07-16T20:43:00.001-05:00

Mrs Darcy

2008-07-10T21:15:00.006-05:00

Since Ravelry isn't actually a blog, I'm remembering I have this and now it's time to move on to planned mods.

For those of you joining the program late, this is Mary Weaver's Mrs. Darcy Cardigan.

DESIGN

Add tiny gather at back, just below ribbing, so there is ease in hips but waist is still tight. -2: (K2tog)4x, (ssk)4x (or whichever gets them slanting how I want -- if anyone is using this for reference, be aware that I knit really weirdly). -1: (P2tog)2x, (ssp)2x (same note). 0: ribbing begins.
Change twisted rib (I don't much like how it looks) to 2x2 rib with tiny cables, for a little more elasticity. Also, I love tiny cables :)
Lengthen waist ribbed section slightly (make it up as I go, and don't forget to count!)
Shorten garment to place ribbing at natural waist (counting!)
Seed stitch borders instead of garter stitch (I think it looks more polished).

SIZE
I am not a Small.

Back: CO 88 sts (with gather decreases, this makes 78 for the rest)
Fronts: CO 42 sts each.
Sleeves: CO 48 each.

SHAPING
This pattern seems to have shaping problems, mostly in that the armhole shaping is very tight. These are my preliminary ideas to help out with that.

Body (each instruction is worked once on each side):
BO4
(BO2) 2x
(k2tog) 2x
(k2tog every other row) 6x
work even in st st for 28ish rows?

Arms (full instructions)
1. BO4, k to end
2. BO4, p to end
3. BO2, k to end
4. BO2, p to last 4, p2tog, p2
5 and 6. work to last for, k/p 2tog, work 2
7 - 10. work to last 4, 2tog (short rows)
11 - 13 (and possibly beyond?). work in st st.
continue starting with row 10 as written in Mary's pattern.

This is what I have for now. Swatching is complete, and I'm just waiting to actually finish my last project before I jump on into this one :)

ETA: switched some k's to p's -- this is stockinette stictch!

7/11: Cast on the first sleeve! I was going to do them both at once, but I realized that would be pretty crowded.

Tiny cables every 4th row.

Goal: Be able to wear it to the first day of Computational Physics, weather permitting :) If all goes REALLY well, be able to wear it when I visit Moine!

playing with the internet

2008-07-01T18:23:00.003-05:00

maybe you've seen this thread, where you use randomizing features on the web to build your "debut album." anyway, here's mine:

Delcastle Technical High School -- Strangers to Kill Again

stashbusting ideas

2008-06-28T12:54:00.001-05:00

StumbleUpon just gave me this page where you can buy plush subatomic particles! These would be SO MUCH FUN!!

Major updates

2008-04-25T11:16:00.005-05:00

Woah! I know I don't really have any readers, but it sure has been a while. Let's go with the current projects status.

red summer halter top with lace or openwork bottom --- red sweater yarn, #6 circ, #2 for cables.
mohair lace shawl --- #10 straight needles, fuchsia mohair yarn, "diagonale" pattern
Nautiloid, from Knitty --- #8 DPNs, denim wool-ease
big-needle sweater --- #19 straight needles, red heart casual cotton yarn w/ acrylic filler
felt purse --- just needs assembly now
very low priority: maroon capelet

Future projects (in the works)

fisherman's wool something-or-other (wrap? shrug? sweater? ss cardigan?) --- designing. some ideas here.
bday present for Katy???

That's really it for now, I suppose.

EDIT April 28:

Decided to knit some beaded wire napkin rings for Mary for her wedding, based on the Knitty pattern "Venezia". I'm using 2 of my #8 DPNs (scavenged from Nautie), the 24 ga. wire and drop beads from the Evenstar, and some colored beads from the beaded bobby pins kit. 24 is very hard to work with, but it's turning out neat. Maybe after this I'll attempt something with the 28 ga. that came with the kit.

new projects!

2007-12-25T12:22:00.000-06:00

HUG: http://www.magknits.com/warm04/patterns/hug.htm on 19's, hold 2 tog.

Mohair: http://knitty.com/ISSUEspring05/PATTbranchingout.html with 3x patt rep or another lace.

teh xmas listorz!

2007-11-25T12:49:00.000-06:00

House, M.D. season 3 on DVD
Matcha (Japanese powdered green tea)
wool sockses
really enormous knitting needles (size 20 or larger)
an alarm clock less than 10 years old, like maybe a CD alarm clock? so I can wake up to a CD instead of the radio.
a big, drapey shawl/scarf thing
H&M trip? something else? these are cute.
Starbucks gift card!
Several skeins of (a single color of) very fine cashmere or mohair yarn
Swing Kids (Disney, 1993-ish) on DVD
this summer, a laptop that is capable of running Firefox, iTunes, and Notepad simultaneously, unless I end up somewhere within driving distance and just bring the desktop.

updated 04 Dec

further updates as events warrant.

projects for the holidays

2007-11-20T14:37:00.000-06:00

Hooks/Needles current status, updated 12/21:

* stitch markers -- find yarn needles and put them in there, too
* #2 dpn - one for use as cable needle
* #4 long circ - Fetching
* #6 short circ - Norwegian headband (Amy, binding off)
* #8 dpn - klein hat
* #10 - empty
* #11 - loaned out
* #13 - empty
* #15 - Lizzy lace-up mitts
* H - empty (capelet)
* N - empty (afghan)

Current projects (high priority)

1. Norwegian headband (Amy, xmas) (blue n white, #6)
2. klein hat (P.H.M., xmas) (eclipse, #8)
3. Fetching (EKA, xmas/jan) (red heart sport, #4, #2 cable)
4. Maroon capelet
5. red babydoll

Current projects (low priority)

* afghan

Future projects (high priority)

1. Shrug (me) (big needles, cotton and grey?)

Future projects (low priority)

* Dr. Who scarf (any and all scraps, large-ish needles)
* something with that camo sport yarn and/or maroonish stuff.
* cami (#4, #6, tan sweater yarn)
*

To be frogged

* grey shawl (very old, never finished, don't want, can use for shrug and/or macbook case)
* tan sweater (for cami)
* tan scarf-thing
* any old sweaters.

keep on tickin'

2007-10-06T12:34:00.000-05:00

Now that school's started, the knitting fervor has died down considerably. Front of the autumn sweater is done, but I haven't started the back yet. Also I made a little trombone mouthpiece case, but I still have to seam it.

*sigh* I wish I could knit more, but I have quantum :(

new project...

2007-09-14T13:43:00.000-05:00

I was reading the 'Tosa paper the other day, and for some reason, a picture of the East freshman activities suddenly made me want to knit one of those babydoll-esque tops, with the straps and buttons. Now, I just bought a whole bunch of yarn, so I wasn't going to go out and buy more. So instead I went up and dug through the box of winter tops in my room --- bingo! Red-orange turtleneck that's been falling apart since my junior year of high school. It's the perfect color for a fall top (though I have yet to figure out what to wear under it... probably black), it came apart easily with minimal cutting, and it's wool/silk/synthetic. Actually a really nice yarn, now that I'm taking all the pills off.

So here's the plan. I've already started the front, using #10 straight needles and the lace pattern for Knitty's Totally Autumn throw. It's a slightly bigger gauge than the original sweater, but it's nice and drapey. I've got 5 pattern repeats across the front, and for the back I think I'll do two on each side and a fancy braided cable up the middle for shaping. Then at the top I'll get into some ribbing just below the bust, and attach the straps and find some buttons in that pound I have.

The goal? To have it finished before I move into the Swing House in a week! Here we go!

Choclava

2007-09-14T13:03:00.000-05:00

Ingredients:
24 sheets phyllo dough
1 jar Nutella, warmed slightly in microwave (3-5 seconds)
1 cup finely-chopped almonds, toasted
cinnamon sugar
cooking spray (e.g. Pam; butter flavored is best)
1 tbsp butter, melted

Equipment:
damp towel
cutting or pastry board
two spoons
baking pan covered with silicone baking sheet or parchment paper
pastry brush

Keep phyllo dough covered with a damp towel when not in use so it doesn't dry out.

To make Choclava:
Place one sheet of dough the wide way on board. Spray lightly with Pam.
Using two spoons, scoop about a tablespoon of Nutella and carefully drop it in a "slug" approximately 2 inches long, centered on the leftmost short edge. Be careful not to touch the phyllo, since it will stick to the Nutella and tear.
Sprinkle Nutella with almonds, and sprinkle cinnamon sugar down the length of the dough.
Fold the top third of the sheet down and the bottom third up, then, starting at the Nutella end, roll gently but somewhat tightly. Place on your baking sheet with the open end down.
Make 24 (or however many sheets you have).
Brush with melted butter, and sprinkle again with cinnamon sugar.
Bake in preheated 350-degree oven for 8-10 minutes, until browned.

Let cool, serve with chocolate sauce if desired. Great with really strong coffee!

pixel dolls!

2007-08-28T11:31:00.001-05:00

So, all of this is just some fun stuff. You have to click to see the doll I made.

state of the knittles

2007-08-25T13:22:00.000-05:00

Hello, gentle readers. This is the first entry of the dedicated knitting blog, and it will be BORING unless you're like me. Stay tuned for project updates and (hopefully) pictures, now that I'm home and have internet on Clementine.

Hooks/Needles current status:
needle holder complete.

stitch markers -- find yarn needles and put them in there, too
#2 dpn - empty
#4 long circ - winecozy
#6 short circ - Norwegian hat (who is it for? maybe me or Amy. Do I have a good winter hat? I can't remember.)
#8 dpn - klein hat
#10 - empty
#11 - empty
#13 - empty
#15 - chenille feathers scarf/shrug
H - empty, but used for maroon capelet
N - empty, but used for afghan

Current projects (high priority)

Winecozy (M.G.S., roomwarming) (maroon red heart, #4)
klein hat (P.H.M., xmas) (eclipse, #8)
feathers shrug (K.M.G., xmas) (feathers stuff, #15)
Norwegian hat (someone, xmas) (blue n white, #6)

Current projects (low priority)

Maroon capelet
afghan (these are both crochet, it seems)

Future projects (high priority)

Mac socks (E.K.A. bday) (#2, blue and white sport)
Macbook case (E.K.A., NKYMAS[UYGTR], xmas) (#?, grey from shawl)
Shrug (me) (from tan sweater) (#10/11, cotton and something else maybe for bulk)
other xmas gift items - more wine cozies?
Mac socks (me, same)

Future projects (low priority)

Dr. Who scarf (any and all scraps, large-ish needles)
something with that camo sport yarn and/or maroonish stuff.
cami (#4, #6, tan sweater yarn)

To be frogged

grey shawl (very old, never finished, don't want, can use for shrug and/or macbook case)
tan sweater (for cami)
tan scarf-thing
any old sweaters.

I think that's all for now.

oh man, guys!!

2007-08-08T15:06:00.000-05:00

I just finished my paper!! Well, a preliminary sort of "finished," at any rate. Dr. Rumstay will look it over when his email decides to start working again. The pictures aren't working right, but we can leave that to Matt to figure out when I send it to him.

In other news, the space shuttle Endeavor launches this evening from KSC at about 6:30 EDT. We're 200 miles away and it's daytime so we probably won't see anything, but I intend to find it on TV and watch that. As of this writing, you've got 2 hours to find it; I'm pretty sure all the major news networks will be covering it.

I've got one more day in Valdosta, which means I'm going to spend tonight and most of tomorrow trying to pack, and going to the post office to ship some things home (for example, my 20# of pots and pans). Got some food to finish, too... two more containers of pasta leftovers, leftovers from the place we went for lunch yesterday, half a pizza, and a whole bunch of ingredients that I don't care enough about to bring back (though I think my spices will be making the trip).

Friday's going to be a busy day... I get up at 4AM to catch my 6:30 flight, and then I have a 2-hour layover in Atlanta and get into Milwaukee at 11. Though if I'm lucky there'll be an earlier flight that I can get on; I'll call if that's the case! After that I'm heading to Appleton -- the plan is that Erik will make sandwiches for lunch, and we'll head to the Fashion in Film exhibit in Oshkosh right away since it closes at 4. Then we'll be back in 'Tosa for dinner.

Saturday we're going to the Simpsons movie with Katy and Amanda (and anyone else who wants to come, time TBA but as early as possible), then stopping by Mayfair so Erik can see the Apple store and play with an iPhone (I promised him) and so I can see about buying some bleach and purple (note to self: call Hot Topic to make sure it's in stock). Then we'll head to Sendik's and Indian Groceries & Spices to buy the ingredients with which we will make dinner (expect something containing curry and perhaps saffron).

Sunday is State Fair with Katy's family!! When we get back from that we'll start heading up to Appleton again -- the plan is we'll have dinner there, and then I'll help Erik move into Swing House (and, I suppose, Jason and Corey into Hiett and everyone/everywhere) and bring my bike home.

Right now, Georgia is in the grips of a huuuge heat wave. Yahoo says it's 96, Google says it's 36, and Martha says places up north (well, "up north" for Georgia) are having record highs. I spent the day in the office writing my paper while I hid from the Sun and waves of incoming freshmen.

And apparently I've become a windbag. I'll leave it at that.

knitting!!

2007-08-01T11:17:00.000-05:00

I found a new free knitting patterns website, and I'm getting excited about the patterns!!
This is a reference list of projects I like:
cute tank top
pie!
chunky cardigan
opera gloves
simple socks, with an apple logo!
cropped hoodie
swirly, beaded hat
long-sleeved shrug --- this is the sort of thing I've been looking for!
tricksy scarf -- Grandma, look at this!!
so yeah.

pictures!

2007-07-31T12:30:00.001-05:00

general amusements

2007-07-30T13:49:00.000-05:00

Hi everyone! Just a few things I felt like writing down.

I went fishing on Saturday with a family from church who "adopted" me -- their daughter Molly is Pete's age, and their son is my age but he's never around. We had a great time, and I caught three black crappies! They were all fairly large -- 8-12 inches, maybe. I have pictures, but I forgot to bring my camera in today so I'll post them later. This species is supposed to be really delicious, but we let them go after we took the pictures.

I biked to the mall yesterday, mostly for new jeans (which I found on sale at Old Navy, of course. Made in Cambodia, but they fit like a dream). Also got a pair of fingerless gloves from Hot Topic that say "good" on the fingers of one hand and "evil" on the other, but of course "good" is on the hand that hurts more! Typing is starting to be generally painful, so I'm taking frequent breaks (and Aleve).

JC Penney was having a sale yesterday, and somehow I got a cute t-shirt that was originally $14.99, marked down to $4.99, reduced to $4.19, and sold to me for only $2.99! Not sure exactly how that all worked, but I got me a new shirt for a sketchy-goodwill-shirt price! (it has pink and white stripes and a little lace at the collar -- adorable!)

Three days now until I leave for Melbourne and the second meeting, 10 until I go home. I'm giving a practice talk tomorrow, and on Wednesday I'm moving into my "guest apartment" for the remainder of my stay. It's sort of a hassle, but that's what I get for going to Lawrence.

That's all for now, I'll put up pictures when I remember.

post #42

2007-07-24T10:48:00.000-05:00

Hi evrybody!! Not much to say... still making progress on the number-crunching front, and I've started work on my talk and paper (finally!).

Mostly, I wanted to post pictures of the sushi (not real pictures, just from the internet) I had yesterday. It was awesome! So here goes.

Nigiri ikura: salmon eggs, rice, and nori (seaweed). VERY strange (they pop in your mouth), but now I've tried it.

Nigiri unagi: barbecued eel on rice, with a little strip of nori. Always a favorite!

Nigiri sake (foreground): raw salmon on rice. Mine was a little paler than this and absolutely delicious. Also this restaurant doesn't put the wasabi under the fish for you, so I didn't have to take it off!! :)

House specialty roll: This picture isn't actually it, but it looks sort of the same. The one I had had four different fish and avocado! Unfortunately, there wasn't much of it (only half of what's in the picture there) and it was expensive. But it was still tasty.

Finally, edamame!!! Soooooo good! But they take a long time to eat them one by one with chopsticks :) Mine didn't have quite this much salt on them..

Anyway, that's it, and I'm hungry now. See you all soon!

COOKIESCOOKIESCOOKIES!!!!

2007-07-11T11:44:00.000-05:00

Hello, gentle readers! Recent developments in the life of Sarah are, most notably, that I will be able to swim for legitimately soon (just need to pay $25 and have the secretary set up my card), and that I have baked cookies!! The first ones out of the oven were sort of weird, but after that they started looking more normal.. perhaps they need more molasses. Either way, I don't think I have enough peanut butter to have another go. Also, on Saturday I'm going to see Frog and Toad with Rachel (Ken's daughter) and one of her friends. It should be a good time :)
That's it for now, further updates as events warrant.

weekend haps

2007-07-06T14:40:00.000-05:00

Hello, readers! Work is as unexciting as ever, hence the update here. Martha and I are going to First Friday this evening -- it's a mini-festival that Valdosta has downtown on the first Friday of each month, and there's food and music and so forth. It should be a good time! At some point I will get to a grocery store and buy some strawberries and eggs so I can make Kaiserschmarren.. I probably need milk, too.

I called the Rec center about swimming.. left a message, haven't heard back yet. I'll stop by on Tuesday morning if I don't hear anything by then, since I want to swim!

Had a nice, relaxing 4th.. saw Ratatoullie, and had some blue crab sushi for lunch :) Yummy! Then Martha and I went to the fireworks, which we ended up watching from the parking lot behind Sear's because it wasn't as congested as everywhere else, and had some ice cream.. all in all, it was a good day.

That's all for now!

what a girl wants

2007-07-03T14:34:00.001-05:00

I'm excited.. I got new shoes today!! They're pink wedge-heeled sandals, and they're so comfy and excellent!

Last night I made a key lime pie that I'm taking to the Rumstays' tonight.. I'll post a picture and tell how it was when I have internet access again on Thursday ;)

photometry

2007-07-02T13:00:00.000-05:00

I guess I haven't posted anything since I finished what I was doing before.. I'm done removing noise from images (until the CD of new data from Dr. Perlman shows up), so now I'm finding the brightnesses of galaxies by comparing them to the stars around them in the images (aperture photometry). We expect the galaxies' brightnesses to vary with time, so I have to do this for every image we have since 2001, which takes a while, but isn't hard.

For some other objects, though, we don't know the magnitudes of the stars around the galaxy, so we have to do "Absolute Wide-Band Photometric Reduction", which Ken is working on because I have no idea how that goes.. it's considerably more complicated.

We had a public observing session on Saturday night because Venus and Saturn were less than a degree apart, but it was too cloudy to see anything. I did meet a family there, though, and I went to the Methodist Church with them on Sunday. I liked it a lot, and will probably go back next week. After church, they invited me for lunch and we had vegetable soup with ham.. it was delicious! They have a daughter in High School (Molly) who wants to be a physicist, and a son (Sean) who's my age (more or less). They decided they want to take me to see the attractions around here, namely the swamps and the beach in Jacksonville, so I'll probably be seeing them on several Saturdays in the coming weeks.

The Rumstays are leaving for the holiday to visit their oldest daughter, Roseanne, but I'm having dinner with them tomorrow night, and I think I'm going to bake a Key Lime Pie for that :) I got a recipe emailed to me from something or other I signed up for, and it looks like a good thing to do tonight. On the 4th, I might go see a movie .. Ocean's 13 if the major cinema is open, or 300 at the budget. Also I plan to sleep a lot :) And hopefully we'll get some rain soon!

new skillz

2007-06-26T16:18:00.001-05:00

Just a small update.. I learned how to make composite-color images today, and I made this:

It's the Crab Nebula, which my work doesn't involve, but it's pretty. As always, click for a larger version.

picture time!

2007-06-21T15:22:00.001-05:00

Hi everyone!! I'm back from Kitt Peak, and I totally slept 14 hours last night!! It was awesome!
Anyways, here's a bunch of pictures from the trip. Some highlights are below (click for larger image):

These and more are also available at my Flickr site

Experiencing Tucson!

2007-06-18T22:58:00.001-05:00

Hi, all! My adventures today were nothing short of amazing. We went down off the mountain today, and Dr. Perlman had "tea" with his parents while Laura and Ryan and I went to the Arizona-Sonora Desert Museum, which was really amazing!! If you're ever in Tucson, be sure to go there. We saw all sorts of animals and plants, including bobcats and otters, and little lizards all over the place! They also have a really nice cactus garden, and we bought a little jar of prickly pear jelly at the gift shop, which we're going to have with our night lunches tonight. We went through a McDonald's drive-thru for dinner since we were getting on towards sunset (which is unfailingly spectacular), and I got a happy meal -- the toys right now are penguins from Surf's Up, and the one I got is pudgy and nerdy and really cute, and he rolls around the floor on his wind-up surfboard :) We've added him to the collection of fast-food toys in the control room here.

As far as observing goes, we're having a much better run of it tonight than the previouis two nights. We started right away during twilight with a gamma ray burst field and a standard star field, and we haven't had any technical problems today (computers decided to fall apart while the last group was here, but we got them into a temporary fix). Unfortunately, it's also much windier tonight, which affects the clarity of our pictures and we may have to close the dome if it gets too bad. It's also colder, which is fine for the 'scope, but means it'll be a long, cold, dark walk to the cafeteria for night lunch and caffeine. But now that we're on the schedule, it's getting easier to stay up until 4:30 am. The first night, I was awake for something like 27 hours with only a few minutes of dozing here and there, and the others weren't much better. Going back on Wednesday will really be miserable, since we'll have been up since about noon on Tuesday and then observed all night -- we're leaving the mountain for the airport as close to 4:30 as we can, since the FIT people have a 6:30 flight ... mine's not until 9:30, so maybe I'll try to nap a little. At least I'll have all Thursday to recover :)

That's about it for now.. my next update will probably be late Thursday, or possibly Friday (depending on how much I sleep!)

kitt peak!

2007-06-16T20:15:00.000-05:00

hi everybody!! I'm up on top of kitt peak right now, we just had some dinners, and sunset's in about an hour so that's when we'll be startin' up the ol' 'scope. to be a hick about it. my room is very cozy and i had a nap when we got here this afternoon... I've been up since 4AM eastern, and it's been pretty rough. BUT I'll have a lot of great pictures of Lord Emsworth to put up when I get back, as well as some of Stan, Laura's koala.

No one managed to tell/remind me that/how I needed to order my night-lunch, but luckily we got here just a bit after 3 and the kitchen lady said it was fine that it was a few minutes late. so i get a night lunch after all :)

um... that's about it. more when i have stuff besides whining about how tired i am.

picture time!

2007-06-15T10:02:00.001-05:00

I figured out how to take pictures from my camera to the computer! Here's what I have so far

the first dinner I cooked -- Rice-A-Roni with vegetables and chicken. And cheese.

Lord Emsworth at my desk. The image is just something pretty, not an AGN.

I leave for Kitt Peak tomorrow!! That's 8 hours of traveling, starting at 6:30AM EDT and ending at 12:15 PM Mountain time. Plus another hour of waiting for the guys (and girl) from FIT. But I'm excited to see the mountains and be a real astronomer!!!! I'll be sure to take lots of pictures of Lord Emsworth to document my adventure :)

what i'm doing

2007-06-14T09:44:00.000-05:00

here's a sweet screencap of what i did yesterday.. I think I'm learning something new today. We'll see.

Also, I started reading Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!, which is hilarious!

2007!

2007-06-13T16:34:00.001-05:00

Hey everybody. Just finished for the day, which involves finishing all the preliminary processing on the images from 2007 -- hopefully I can finish 2006 before I leave for Kitt Peak on Saturday morning!

What I'm doing (so far) is essentially removing all the noise from the telescope images. There are 3 kinds of noise (two from the chip and one from everything else) that I have to take out using MIRA, which is tedious work, especially when there's 240 images of one thing!

That's about all for work... I met Dr Leake yesterday, and she's giving me a big trash can and a brush and dustpan that her student left last year. Dinner tonight will be rotini with spinach and fish, and maybe some carrots. Haven't decided yet if I want to put pasta sauce on that... maybe. It sounds good, but then I'd have to use all the sauce before I leave. And it's a lot of sauce.

Also, I just bought a (really!) cheap DVD player on eBay, since the computers in here don't have DVD drives and I have no other way to watch Batman Begins! But I have to buy the cables too.. eh. This won't be more than $20 total, which makes me happy. Works-great DVD player for $0.01, anyone? Yeah, I thought so. But shipping was $13.50. Whatever. Hopefully it'll work for 9 weeks.

Oh man, I'm hungry. Time to go make dinner!!

work!!

2007-06-12T16:51:00.000-05:00

Great news, everybody!! ("What is it, Dr. Nick?")

So I finally now how to reduce data!! Whoop-de-do! So now I have actual work to do instead of just reading things. Only problems I've encountered so far are when some runs are missing sets of exposures, and another one had such a large image set that it crashed the program. Lots of times. But I'm familiar with Windoze so I persuaded it into submission and have conquered the problem by doing it in pieces.

The cable went out sometime yesterday, and I don't know if it's fixed yet. Another girl came through looking for someone else to call the front desk, because they didn't believe her. So I read a book and listened to the faux-pod instead :)

Uh... that's about all for now. Ken's wife invited me to dinner again, so I'm having "string pie" tonight!! Yummy spaghetti. Also yay playing with the kitties again!

arrival!!

2007-06-11T09:36:00.000-05:00

Hello, all! I'm finally settled in enough to be able to spend a couple minutes typing, so here goes.

My flights into Atlanta and then to Valdosta were uneventful, until I arrived here and discovered that, due to weight issues, only 18 pieces of checked luggage were aboard the plane. And none of them were mine. But they said, oh, it'll be on the next flight from Atlanta (Val Regional's only connect). So the next plane came in about 10:30... and I got the red one, but not the duffel. So right now, I'm waiting for them to call and say that the next plane is in and they have it, but I'm not holding my breath. My dishes and pillows are here, but the pots&pans and sheets (and liquids&gels) are in the one that isn't here. But Ken's family loaned me some sheets and a blanket so I can sleep until the rest of my things arrive. Which is hopefully today. Maybe.

Those were the TINIEST planes I've ever been on!! 12.5 rows, 4 across, no 1st class. Both flights were totally full, too. So I hope my luggage made it out of MKE all right..

In other news, we had to take a shopping trip yesterday to get a few things: TP, a shower curtain, dish soap and towels, a sponge, cooking knives, and a cutting board. Also milk, butter, apples, and spices. Kix were also on sale at Wally World, so I got a box of those and had them and a peach (from Mrs. Rumstay) for breakfast this morning. My toothpaste is still in Atlanta, but there was (for some reason) one hanging around the office here, so I'm using that until mine shows. I also have a bike (courtesy of Ken) with a !new lock (my helmet is in Atlanta), and a little TV on which I watched Sesame Street while I ate my Kix this morning.

Right now we're waiting for a call from the ID office so I can go get my VSU ID, and then it's off to the housing office so I can get a real access card and give back the temp one.

OH! And I know what my research is about now. We're monitoring brightness fluctuations of AGNs (active galactic nuclei) to determine how massive they are. Basically how fast the brightness changes tells us how heavy the black hole is. But I'm sure it'll be more complicated than that.

Until all that happens, I'm busy customizing Firefox. Time for Mouse Gestures!!!

EDIT
Finally got thru to Los Airport and they say it's there.. so we'll go get it as soon as Ken finishes his advising meeting. YAY I can eat Rice-A-Roni tonight!

New Post; or, The Summer Begins

2007-06-08T09:58:00.001-05:00

Hey all. I'm at home now, busy doing laundry and trying to figure out what to take to Georgia. Coffeemaker? I think it depends on how much room I have. I should take it out and let it dry in case I decide to pack socks in it.

If you want to comment on this blog, go ahead! You need to be a member of Blogger, which is a Google service, so if you have a Google or Gmail account, you can use that. Or get one, they're free. Other ways to get in touch with me (if you're a member) are via Facebook or my DeviantArt account (see below). Otherwise you can just email me, ladymac111@gmail.com or marheins@lawrence.edu.

Ummm.... that's all for now. The dog is sleeping on the kitchen floor next to me. GOOD BOY, RIPLEY!!!!

I'll make a new post sometime. Maybe after the Matt's party on Saturday. Which is tomorrow..

it's 3am

2007-05-30T02:52:00.000-05:00

Pirates ARRRRRRR!!!!!!!

2007-05-25T08:46:00.000-05:00

All jokes aside, Pirates of the Caribbean is very nearly a secular religion. In much the same way Apple Computers is. Except with more pillaging and plundering the weaselly black hearts of its followers out. Very few (if any) fans of Pirates are actually criminals. One hopes.

But morality aside, sitting in a packed theater at midnight with a couple hundred other people, many of them in costume, can be looked at (though I don't know if it's strictly advisable in real life) through the lens of religion. The close community, the oneness of vision and purpose, the spontaneous cheering and "awww"-ing and disgusted groans (those for the Bratz movie trailer --- what a waste of brain!! aaauuggh!!).

It also sort of brings Rasta to mind, and not just because Tia Dalma is so hard to understand. I think smoking pot and reading a holy book can be very similar to staying up all night and watching a movie opening. If you see Pirates as parallel to the Bible (not that it is.. the thought is almost disgusting, if you took me seriously), pot and sleep deprivation both produce altered mental states. And if it's good enough for Bob Marley, it's good enough for me.

Oh man, Pirates!! The new one is way better than the second one.

capitalization

2007-05-17T23:27:00.000-05:00

In times of crisis, people fall back on their "highest" ideology. For a large number of people, this is their religion. In class we discussed, then, how atheists might see their beliefs as religion, or not, and spent some time (but not long enough) thinking about what might be a person's ultimate reference frame, if it's not religion. We mentioned a couple of things like nationalism, but I don't think that's properly ultimate, for a worthwile existence.

In the context of the country at war with itself that united over football, I don't think that's quite the same situation. They were in a crisis state the whole time, and I think the unification through nationalism came because people were sick of fighting and just wanted something else to pay attention to. It's not like they were like "OMG fighting suxorz! lets do futbol." The religions persisted.

Anyhow, I have a few other ideas for what a "lowercase" atheist might have as their ultimate reference frame, though of course I'm far from the authority on this sort of thing. To my mind, these things (for most people) would have to be some sort of something that involved morality, since that's what underlies most of human behavior and existence. What would fit, then, is some sort of secular religion. Ones that come to mind are environmentalism, capitalism, communism, socialism, secular humanism, classical morality, MMORPGs, etc. Just some ideas. I'd like to hear from some lowercase or Uppercase atheists about how they feel about that.

Also, I feel like people who are "half-assed religious" can share that ultimate frame with one of these other secular things. I'm pretty sure I do, but I don't know which one, or the ratio. I've never thought about it before.

SCIENCE: IT WORKS.

2007-05-17T20:40:00.000-05:00

If anyone is offended by sarcasm and angry ranting, go ahead and point your browser someplace else. Gone? OK.

Everyone else, I'm going to use lots of science words. Some I have linked to Wikipedia. The rest you can look up yourself.

This post is spurred by our long discussion on Wednesday (that drove me crazy), specifically people's contention that science is not fact, but belief. This is just false, and I'm sorry if you feel that way. Now, I don't have anything against people who don't know anything about science, that's OK. But please don't form such strong opinions about things you don't understand and then go around insisting that you're right. Science can't explain everything, and I don't claim that it can. Most scientists are with me on that. But it prove (or at least provide amazingly strong evidence for) a remarkable number of things. And once it's been proven, it is a fact. Let's not go to the place where we debate whether or not we can actually know facts, that's not the point and this isn't philosophy.

Science is, ultimately, a way of proving what is true. For this, we use the scientific method, which you can look up on Wikipedia if you're unfamiliar with it. Hypothesis, experiment, observation, verification. As an example, I'd like to use the Big Bang (what an awesome name!). This theory (yes, technically it's a theory, but so is Newtonian gravitation) states that the universe expanded from a single point, and that created everything that there is. Including spacetime itself.

Now, once upon a time, somebody had this idea of a big bang. They thought it was pretty cool, but you can't test it. Shit. That's a bit of a monkey wrench. But nonetheless, cosmology carried on, and people talked and did math about what that would mean. Eventually they came to the conclusion that, if the universe began out of a single point, everything would be getting farther apart. And it is. We've observed this. It's not testable, of course, because who has a universe sitting around in their lab? Yeah. But it's been observed in the redshift of distant galaxies. We've known about that for a long time.

Also, if the universe had a hot beginning, there would be radiation that we could observe, and it would be (essentially) evenly distributed through the whole sky. And guess what? We discovered it in 1964. (Wikipedia says they "believed in" the B.B. theory because at the time, the other situation was equally reasonable.) With further advances in observational technology, we measured it more accurately, and THE DATA FITS THE PREDICTION. The error bars in this picture are so small, they're obscured by the data points. This is absolutely one of the best examples of observation confirming theory in the history of astronomy, and indeed all of science. This is a Big Deal. These observations (and others) essentially prove the Big Bang. The only reason it's still technically a theory is that we can't exactly observe it directly, and I suppose there could be another explanation that no one has thought of. But for my purposes, the Big Bang is a fact.

Now, the way I see it, something is only a belief if there are other equally-reasonable alternatives. Believing in God is a genuine belief, because it's equally reasonable to believe that there is no God. Neither has much observational confirmation, so it's up to your personal preference. But nobody reasonable "believes" the world is flat. The conquerors in their nice big ships disproved that. Genetics is true. The Big Bang is (most likely) true, until we find something that fits the data better. Which is gonna be tough. For my purposes, that's truth. It may not be beautiful, but facts are facts.

If you really want to argue, I could concede that "believing" in science can be reduced to accepting that the scientific method is valid. And I can see how someone could have reservations, if they've never done science. But once you've even had PHYS 120, or some bio or chem, it's hard to deny. Predict, experiment, verify. But doubting the validity of that is doubting logic itself! Maybe some people can live in a world where 2+2 maybe equals 4, but I can't. I believe that the universe is rational and we can understand it by using logic. But that's really the only place where belief has anything to do with accepting scientific facts.

Now, don't get me wrong. I don't think that science can explain everything. I know for a fact that there are many interesting things we will probably never explain, but that doesn't stop us from trying. For me, the pursuit of knowledge is its own reward. That's why I'm an astronomer.

And to clarify, I don't think that science can say anything about the existence of God. Those are totally separate. Also, keep in mind that it's entirely possible (I do it every day) to accept things like the Big Bang and evolution as fact and still believe that we are God's children and are here to be His force of good in the world. Just sayin' that it's a lot grayer that a lot of people want you to think.

I'm sorry if I happened to drop a few things along the way in this, it's long and my head has hurtys. Blarg.

Go ahead and drop me an orange if you have anything to say about this.

the lawrence bubble

2007-05-15T20:27:00.000-05:00

Annemarie's recent post made me giggle a little bit, but it's quite true.

When students come to college, they essentially sequester themselves for four years in pursuit of higher education. I also feel that this is especially true at Lawrence --- she mentions The Bubble, and even within departments there is some sequestering. I bring up the Physics department because I'm familiar with it, but I think physicists' high level of sequestering may be unique here. As an example, we (physicists) essentially take for granted that Fall term, Sophomore year (Computational Mechanics) is when the class comes together as a community. Why? Because we close ourselves into a windowless room for hours on end in the pursuit of higher learning. (On a side note... I wonder how the class will change after Professor Cook retires...) And then after that, it's not uncommon to spend entire nights in the locked building doing problem sets.

Of course, this isn't quite the same thing as being in the Lawrence Bubble for four years and then entering the real world --- my example is so specific, it's not really useful in a "general knowledge of the world" sense. But for as an analogy, it still works. In order to gain understanding of the world at large, you have to take time --- usually alone --- to really focus on it. Like a Quaker meeting, this requires periods of silence --- you can't understand complex things just by being told, you need time to work it out in your own mind.

meditation and hypnosis

2007-05-10T17:43:00.000-05:00

When I was in a psych class in high school, we had a (certified, of course) hypnotherapist come in and give us a demonstration of hypnosis, which is, in my experience, a lot like meditation, but with more focusing. It's really much different than what most people think it's like.

Hypnosis, as I was introduced to it, first involves concentrating as hard as possible on a single thing and convincing your mind that it is true --- in my class, we imagined a million balloons tied to our wrists. If you are suggestible enough, your arms will begin to rise on their own --- THIS IS VERY COOL WHEN IT WORKS!! Swinging a pocket watch is really ridiculous and old-fashioned, not to mention not terribly effective. This is nothing like that.

Also, it's not like you fall asleep --- you mostly feel kind of strange and drowsy and hazy, but at the same time still aware of your surroundings (unless you're suggested otherwise!). Additionally, you will probably not do things that you don't want to, because you are still in control (to a degree), and you will remember things! Hypnosis is an altered state in that you experience things differently, not in that you become some mindless slave to the hypnotist.

But my personal favorite part of hypnotism is that when you come out, you feel like you just woke up from a nap! It leaves you feeling relaxed and clear-headed (after you get over any grogginess). You could almost equate it to a state of transcendental meditation, and it may even be the same brain processes going on (I don't know). It certainly is a unique experience, but one that takes a bit of effort (for most people) since you have to focus so carefully.

review subjectttt??????? noooo ways!

2007-05-08T21:25:00.000-05:00

Yes ways! Verily I say, I have chosen the victim for my wobsite review. And the poor sucker is.... apple.com! Yes, the very one. My reasons are several, and shall be enumerated forthwith.

What first brought Apple to my attention was my boyfriend's discovery (he's a Mac user) of a mysterious green icon on the website, which led to this press release about how Apple is and is planning to become more eco-friendly. We all know (if we went to the talk) that environmentalism is essentially a secular religion, so there's some crossover I can talk about. Also I prefer green apples over red. Just sayin'.
Obviously, Apple is a cult. Don't even try to deny it, because you know how rabid Mac users are. I'll be a bit less flippant and degrading in my actual review, I promise. Srsly.
Also on the homepage: WWDC looks a lot like WWJD if you're not paying attention. Also what it actually is seems a lot like a pilgrimage.
Steve Jobs as Jesus? I think that's a (sort of weird, but whatever) parallel worth exploring.
It also reaches out to you individually, based on your personality.
It also strives to connect not only the Mac community, but the world!
And it saves you from the Devil. (I have to admit I did a little happy dance inside when I scrolled down that page and saw the words "open source UNIX heritage." OMG yay UNIX!
Also, I hate Windows.

a little life & loss

2007-05-01T12:06:00.000-05:00

Those of you who know me well (or are somewhat familiar with my photos) know about my family's dog, Paddi, seen here and here. (click on pics to enlarge) Recently she's been very sick, and we've discovered her kidneys are failing and as a result, her blood chemistry is shot. She's been acting happy recently due to the IV fluids Mom (who's also her vet) gave her last week and the canned food she loves so much, but really, one day without eating and we lose her... she may have days or weeks, maybe a month. It depends on how long the happy holds.

My family lives just outside Milwaukee, which is close enough that a day trip is feasible. Mom might bring Paddi up so I can see her either today or Thursday, because it'll probably be the last time. (Typing is so much easier than talking...)

So yeah. She's not really that old for a smallish dog.. I don't know for sure, but it's probably 8 to 10 years old. She's never been the epitome of health, but it's never been this bad.

So if you believe in a God, I ask you to pray for Paddington Rose Marheine. And if you don't, please keep her in your heart.

Sarah

that's delicious ethno-centrism

2007-04-29T22:39:00.000-05:00

Oh, the Portuguese. This is a lovely, typical White Man's account of a primitive people. Case in point: "the people of Europe have the advantage of them in colour but not in other things" (57) -- obviously the statement of a man (and product of a culture) who considers himself fundamentally superior to anyone who looks different.

There's more, too. Everything about what he says makes the Ethiopians seem unbearably primitive. For example, he describes in great detail the clothing of the poorest people, and the ridiculous attention "they" lavish on their hair. I especially enjoyed his long tirade about circumcision, and how (he explains) they just sort of, you know, do it because they didn't see a reason to stop, and not because they actually think it's valuable.

Overall, the whole tone of the piece imparts a real sense of disdain -- and I laughed out loud when he actually said it on p. 84!! Not outright, of course (he dodges it a bit), but it's obvious without being quotable.

In a very general sense, I feel like this is a totally natural human reaction, though it's far from commendable. We mentioned in the beginning of the term that religion can be used to impart a sense of group identity -- in this case, many of the "primitives" are actually of the same religion, so it can't be used to divide. Then other factors have to be used, and color is the obvious one. But even beyond that, it seems to me like the author really goes out of his way to emphasize (particularly through the dry narrative style) that though these people are technically Christian, they're still really just despicable heathens to his superior European eyes.

"I can make you feel ... special...."

2007-04-29T13:44:00.000-05:00

Ok, so, Kebra Negast? Yeah. It's obvious that it's intended to make the Ethiopian Christians feel special in the overall context of Christianity, but is that so rare? Everybody wants to feel special. Look at American Idol, or any other reality show. Look at the huge market for customizable merchandise. Even in religion, it's not uncommon. Lutherans have Martin Luther, who was special, so they're special by association. The Book of Mormon, The Church of England, etc. Even little kids sing "Jesus loves me, this I know." There's a huge emphasis in Christianity that every follower is special and loved.

I'm surprised more people haven't gone this direction with Christianity.

Originally this was longer and better but windoze died, so this is all you get today.

First Church of Darwin Environmentalist

2007-04-26T20:25:00.000-05:00

This post is going to be a little bit off of normal, but I went to the talk last Tuesday by Professor Thomas Dunlap on environmentalism as a secular religion.

Dr. Dunlap described environmentalism as something that requires a faith in nature -- belief that the natural way of things is superior to a technology-centered world. In this way of seeing things, the reason that environmentalism still has such strong opponents is that the other side firmly believes that technology can and will fix the problems we face -- and who's to say which side is right? The fuzzy, predictive nature of this definitely reminds me of religious debate, even though there's no "god" or something.

Additionally, the current environmentalist reform movement has many of the characteristics of a religion that we pay attention to in class. It uses moral language to guide the daily life of its followers, it seeks to explain humans' relation to the world they live in and answer ultimate questions, and it has been around far longer than most other reform movements -- so long that it has been able to morph into this "secular religion" that dominates some people's sense of ethics.

To take it even farther, he mentioned that some environmentalists are even using established religions (especially Christianity) to further their cause, with stickers and brochures along the lines of "Jesus wants us to save the butterflies."

Really a good talk, touched on a lot of things we discuss in class. Mostly I wanted to provide an example of how religion may be more and more prevalent than we think, if we hold with our definition.

stabbity?

2007-04-24T15:40:00.000-05:00

Ted's recent post is, I think, what I would have said after I finished ranting about Sam Harris. Violence is an intrinsic and un-ignorable part of human nature. It's why we love football, James Bond, and Halo. It's why it's a big deal that Appleton's violent crime rate is so low. Even people who are normally peaceful and pacifistic sometimes get the urge to punch people in the face. I know I do.

I think it's important not to deny this facet of human nature, especially when looking at the more violent passages of the Koran. I fully agree with Ted that acknowledging this side of human nature is not necessarily condoning it, and it's totally unfair to ignore all the millions of peaceful Muslims. And then there's the allegorical view of everything -- I know I didn't have trouble looking at those "awful violent quotes" and taking them metaphorically. In fact, it was really easy.

I suppose, ultimately, it comes down to what you consider good and bad. Is it good to believe that ignoring something bad will make it go away? Or is it good to face up to your inherent deficiencies? I believe the latter.

"You can use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!"

2007-04-18T16:11:00.000-05:00

Sam Harris is a very skilled writer.

Now that I've gotten the obligatory "something nice" out of the way, geez-o-pete! [Beware of links in this post -- I'm expressing my anger with silly websites.] Second page: ignoring context much?? Broad generalizations! Unfair hyperbole! And the poetry of it is beautiful, which makes it so much worse. This is possibly the worst thing I've ever read. It makes the Enlightenment cry. And it's not even a physical thing.

Harris points out -- but seems not to notice the parallel, exactly -- that the progression of Islam (at least as he sees it) is right on track with Christianity, offset by 600 years because, well, it's that much younger. It's like the "terrible twos" of religion or something -- a bunch of devout followers decide they need to go on a crusade while the levelheaded moderates hide and keep their mouths shut. Though he is against all religions, he says, he is inordinately unfair to Islam, probably because it's happening now and not in the middle ages.

He also "supports" his argument with all sorts of misguided "facts" that really made me angry. As an avid atheist, I'd think he would be better acquainted with proper epistemological and rational reasoning skills. I've outlined some of my favorite claims below:

Saying that "lesser" jihad is a "central feature of the [Muslim] faith" (111) is like saying that burning heretics is a "central feature" of Catholicism. It's simply the most visible part.
He insists that Muslims are out to conquer the world as an ultimate goal of jihad, a point which is entirely unsupported by any evidence whatever, and to me seems just plain foolish. This would be a blatant attack, which is not defense of Islam.
His quotes from the hadith are, actually, not specifically about attack, if read with more than cursory attention. They could be construed this way, of course, but there is nothing in their context to suggest that this is the proper reading -- he is interpreting "fighting" in a far too restricted matter, as only physical battle, and then assuming that it also means against any non-Muslim. This is simply ridiculous.
"But this injunction [in the Koran, to not be the aggressor] restrains no one." That's just false.
And then on p. 113 he has the audacity to mention that someone else's argument "might be misleading."
P. 123, on his five pages of quotes: "This is all desperately tedious, of course." Then why did you put it there? Out-of-context quotes are all but meaningless, Sam. You can make them mean anything you want. And then he personally attacks anyone who dissents. Now that's bad sportsmanship.
P. 124-5: Math cries. 75% of possible responses to the question were grouped into one column in the table, 25% into another, and a response not offered was in the third. He doesn't explain how he did this, either, or even try to explain the addition problem. I find that sufficiently disturbing. Imagine if this man took care of important numbers. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!! EVERYTHING HERE IS INTENTIONALLY MISLEADING.

If I don't stop now, this will just become an angry ramble, and the Interwub has too many of those. This book is the work of a man with an agenda, and he's going to get it across whether it's legitimate or not, and rationality be damned! Or... some atheistic equivalent. Ahem.

The world is in an unstable state. Some people fight to keep it from being worse, others incite the anger of the moderates and extremists alike. It breaks my heart when obviously intelligent people use their gifts to mislead others to accepting disgusting propositions like this, when they could be helping to provide the voice of reason our planet so desperately needs.

Oh well. Give it a hundred years, and we won't recognize this place anyways.

chicken of the sea

2007-04-17T16:52:00.000-05:00

I think the thing I like best about The Zohar is that it insists that it is not a replacement of or alternative to the Torah, but, in its words, a "garment," something that Torah wears and that enhances its inherent qualities. I think this is a wonderful analogy -- even gorgeous people wear clothing! It (at least more recently) is designed to enhance the body, not cover or distract from it. This seems to be the ideal way to present interpretation.

Additionally, the introduction to Zohar presents it as the mere words and story of Torah (p.43), which is the important part. It's like Zohar is the Cliff's Notes version of Torah, to put it ungracefully. But unlike Cliff's Notes, the author of this text emphasizes that "Whoever thinks the garment is the real Torah / and not something else --/ may his spirit deflate!" (43) -- that is, this can never be as good as the real thing, and is just supplementary.

But while Zohar emphasizes the truth of Torah, it's not like the "Bible-thumping literalists" who insist that you have to take every word as literally fact. Zohar takes Torah and adapts it to the circumstances of "modern" readers, whenever "modern" may be. It takes the writings of Torah and sees them (realistically) as allegory, which, the intro also says, is vital to Torah itself! So there's symbiosis between the text and its garment -- Zohar is flat and meaningless without Torah, and Torah needs the garment of Zohar to be useful in the world.

Furthermore, I think it may be useful to extend this relationship back and see it between Torah and YHVH (or Bible and God, if you swing that way) as well. For me and my beliefs, I think this is a good and perhaps important way to think about God. We (they?) say the Bible was divinely inspired -- as the Zohar was Torah-inspired. With this parallel, I can think of God as being the Ultimate Truth (capitalization makes it epic!), and the Bible as that seen through the lens of reality and presented in a way that is (more) accessible to us. The difference is that we have no way to directly study God as we could the Torah. Nevertheless, I still feel like as the Zohar is a "dumbing-down" (to be ungraceful again) of Torah, so Torah and the Bible are a "dumbing-down" of YHVH/God (they're essentially the same thing, toss in Jehovah, Allah, etc.etc. for good measure). There is good give-and-take, but they are not equal.

I'll invoke my title to get to a conclusion here. We use allegory every day -- Chicken of the Sea isn't poultry, my Windoze desktop is not literally the top of a desk, the Bible is not God. Allegory can help us understand things that may be far too complicated otherwise, but it's not the actual , 100% truth. Still, though. It's good. Just keep things in perspective :)

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Just to show that any religion can have wacky marketing associated: The Eye of Zohar Board Game (like a Ouija board -- scroll to almost the bottom - picture of a glow-in the-dark green thing with an eye on top). It's also featured in a song (on the album of the same name) by the Kabalas, a klezmer/pop group.

\oversimplify{religion}

2007-04-16T15:59:00.001-05:00

The following is a response to Sam Harris and Muslim Fundamentalism, Noelle's recent post.

Noelle's points about oversimplification caught my eye as I was reading today. This is one of the biggest problems that I personally have with a lot of the discussion that occurs around religion, and in fact any debate that involves "othering". There is a lot of danger in making generalizations about a group, since in most cases membership in a specific group is not the individual's only trait descriptor.

I think what I'm basically saying is that we, in class and as human beings, need to think more about other people as individuals who have desires and needs similar to our own, and not as some mass of bodies who are out to get us, etc. This is a vital part of context that we often forget about, and as we talked about in class today, context is what guides our search for meaning in things that are as full of symbolism and allegory as religion.

When we ignore or forget that other people are, in fact, also people, we run into things like Sam Harris (see Noelle's) -- I, too, can hardly believe he's taken seriously, if he says things like that. But I suppose it happens because his readers get sucked into the ease of generalizing and begin to not want to question if it's actually accurate.

Finally, I want to say that we need to remember that traditional belief is not, by itself, a valid reason to take something as truth! For gajillions of years, people thought the Earth was flat, and the sun, stars, and everything moved around in a hemisphere of sky. Obviously false, we know now, thanks in part to Galileo, and no thanks to the Church of his time -- their fear of going away from the safety of tradition caused enormous problems for the Enlightenment. So my point is think for yourself, everyone, and remember that other people are people, too.

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Another interesting religion-related blog entry I came across today can be found here. Not strictly related, but I enjoyed reading it.

bear-man!

2007-04-10T22:47:00.001-05:00

(Oi!! Damn WINDOZE to the fiery depths of Heck. Yucksy late postings.)

I really feel like the only way I can connect Grizzly Man to anything even remotely religious (in the usual modern sense) is to see his desire to "become one" with the bears as akin to the way that followers of a religion want to become one with God, in some way. In other ways, I think it may be more similar to the Buddhist desire to achieve Nirvana, to become deeply tied to the natural world.

But in any case, something drove this man to do things that common sense says are impossible or stupid. In future generations, this may even become the foundation of some sort of organized religion -- to me, it parallels martyrdom. It's as if some sort of religious drive, or directive from God, told him that it was his duty in life to be as bear-like as humanly possible and then share the teachings with the people, blah blah blah.

personification

2007-04-10T22:26:00.000-05:00

One of the things that really stuck out to me about Origen's commentary on Lamentations was the constant reference to Jerusalem as a woman. This is apparent right away in the text of the commentary, first when it is referred to as "she" and later when he takes the metaphor and runs with it, equating "her" to a "widow" and several other things.

While I understand that referring to cities (and other things) in the feminine is sort of a common practice, and I agree that extending metaphors beyond what some consider reasonable is fun, I wonder if this is perhaps too much of a stretch. Origen seems to be committing the same deed as anyone who interprets literature, in that he somehow manages to pull a page of meaning out of a sentence, when I don't really think the author himself put in much symbolism beyond alef bet.

But I do think that this tendency for people to read in "too much" stems from the same impulse that drives us to want and need religion, our need for there to be something beyond our everyday experience, for there to be underlying reason and causality, even for randomness. It seems appropriate, then, that this detailed examination is of a religious text.

mounds and mounds

2007-04-05T23:04:00.000-05:00

First of all, I'm glad we're finally on to something recognizable as a religion in the modern sense. We know enough about the Midwestern Native Americans of the past couple millennia to be able to make reasonable assumptions about what their artifacts mean, and they were biologically modern so we know they had the capacity for symbolic thought, etc. Also oral tradition of the tribes involved (the Ho-Chunk were mentioned) seems to me to be a very valuable source of interpretation.

In most Wisconsin public schools, children in later elementary school do a unit in Social Studies about state history, covering (generally) the ice age, Native Americans including the mound builders, the arrival of the French fur traders, STATEHOOD, and modern goings-on. I was no exception, and my class actually took a field trip to a park in the Milwaukee-esque area that had some mounds preserved. [As a side note, the effigy mounds (and Indian culture in general) are so prevalent in the history of the Milwaukee area that one of the major roads near my house (in Wauwatosa, which is derived from a Potawatomi word) is named for them - Blue Mound Road.] Effigy mounds are very unusual things -- they are quite large in the horizontal dimensions, and tall enough and with steep enough sides that you know something's going on, even if it's an area that was visited by The Glacier [on another side note, I sometimes wonder if glacial features like moraines are ever mistaken for mounds ... though probably not, since the sediment would be very different]. I didn't comprehend it fully at the time, but this is an artifact of a people whose religion was very much a central part of their lives (though perhaps not to the extent of the ancient Egyptians), and they had a very well-developed and complex mythology that motivated this construction.

One of the things I found particularly intriguing about the things revealed by the effigy mounds and their patterns was the related categorization of groups based (primarily, it seems) on geography, and the hierarchy implied by this, since the spirits from which they derived their names had specific temperaments and powers. To me, this implies also a stratification between groups and their "classes," and it seems like an almost unintuitive system. Of course the Warrior group will be happy with their lot, they're the best and most powerful. But what about the lower classes? I mean, if you were a Worm, but you could've been born a Thunderbird, would you be happy/proud? I'm sure there was some conflict between tribes of different status -- the chapter specifically mentions signs of violent death in some exhumed bones. But at the same time, this divisionism persisted. It seems to me that (given my somewhat cynical view of human nature) this indicates an appropriately full understanding of the importance of balance, something that was mentioned frequently in the chapter (particularly regarding the use of non-site-type effigies) and that seems to be somewhat lacking recently (cynicism again).

In general, the unity over large areas is a very impressive characteristic of this religion, though it's not strictly "community" in this sense since they probably rarely met. And in those cases there was killing.

happy something...

2007-04-03T21:52:00.000-05:00

by BellZ@DeviantArt
happy Easter/April/whatever :)

computers vs. religion?

2007-04-03T15:43:00.000-05:00

This entry is motivated by Dan's recent post, Technology and Religion.

Dan's main point in his post seems to be that the advent and development of technology has been detrimental to the human experience of religion, and its importance in daily life. It's impossible to contend that technology has not drastically changed the human experience, but I disagree that religion has been affected in a "negative" way by the connectedness provided by technology.

Of course, however, the first thing I thought of was Futurama and Bender's adventure in Robotology, led by the little guy to the left there. Matt Groening's point there appears to be something like "technology-based religions are just as whack as regular ones," but it's hard to say. A religion that worships technology is a bit strange, but that's not my point right now.

Anyways, I think that technological interconnectedness has benefited religion in many of the same ways it has benefited other forms of community, to first look at religion in that sense. In the modern world of billions of people and all sorts of exciting places to go, religious wobsites, chatrooms, bulletin boards, and everything else can help unite people who might otherwise be too sundered to ever meet in person. This also lets people feel connected to one another in general, in a world so large that it's easy to feel insignificant and unnoticed.

Dan also mentioned that because we are in contact with so many different types of people, we also encounter things that challenge our religion, which creates conflict. I think his point was that this sort of thing either didn't happen much at all or happened only rarely among early peoples. However, I think we can't make such direct comparisons to our distant ancestors -- we have obviously evolved a lot in many different areas since then. They may have been unable to handle differences in opinion, but many modern people pride themselves on tolerance, which often shows up in religion itself, particularly Christianity.* I think that, even though we're not there yet, our society is inevitably moving toward a truly unified global community. It will probably take a while, but the alternative is total annihilation.

*To quote Douglas Adams, Jesus was "nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be to be nice to people for a change".

"sex and violence down the mines"

2007-04-01T15:09:00.000-05:00

Never mind the title, OK. And APRIL FOOLS on the massively long reading, right? ...right? ickys.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I had immense trouble wading through "The Nature of Paleolithic Art" after about the first 20 pages and it began rambling about reindeer. What? I think I picked out a couple of things before my brain switched off, though, so here it is. (No offense to anyone who really liked it, I just couldn't focus.)

Mostly, I felt really validated when the article mentioned the prevalence of sexual images when humans were involved in cave art, since the man in the Lascaux cave has a pretty obvious (to me) erection. I doubted myself a little when the site didn't mention it (evidently they like bison entrails better), but in the context of a lot of other prehistoric and even modern "pagan" artwork, it makes a lot of sense. I'm sure the first thing that comes to most people's minds when you mention paganism is fertility rites and other various rituals involving the harvest, the hunt, etc, which are portrayed in the cave paintings.

To connect a bit to previous readings, the incidence of cave painting tells me conclusively that these people were capable of abstract thought, at least to some degree. Art itself is a form of abstract representation, and the simple act of creating an image is a form of expression. My favorite example of this is Marcel Duchamp's The Fountain (1912), where the artist's intention is the entire point of the piece, and it's not physically what it's intended to be, kind of. Anyhow, this is Dada, and the point of Dada is that all art is just representation, and it can never actually be what it's portraying.. Since these paleolithic artists were capable of seeing beyond a horse to a 2-D smear that looks like a horse, it stands to reason that they had the capabilities for a religion of sorts, which likely revolved around the large mammals they lived with and fertility. At this point in human evolution, religion became possible.

Ug have perfect pitch!

2007-03-29T21:29:00.000-05:00

Writing in "Compose" rather than "Edit Html" makes a huge difference. So you know.

Early hominids!! I really enjoyed reading these articles (Wikipedia less so); I may have to dig up the entire book sometime. However, I wasn't really clear on how this really addresses religion, except in that Neanderthals did not apparently have any sort of religion, since they lacked the capability for abstract thought and piecewise idea formulation.

A few things I thought of while reading:

The speculation that early humans were responsible for the extinction of the Neanderthals really amuses me. The N. seem to have copied the symbolism that the humans brought with them from Africa, but the humans killed them! (maybe). This volatile human characteristic continues, I think, today. Just think of the Crusades or really any war in recorded history. Humans go someplace and want to take over. In contrast (according to the book), N. had a stable, functional society, with little or no need for massive violent expansion. It seems like our basic drives haven't changed so much as we'd like to think. It also makes me wonder what in the evolutionary track of humans caused this urge to expand and conquer, since it obviously developed after the evolutionary tree split into N. and Homo sapiens. Or it could have come about as a result of the interaction. Maybe it was a fear of something just similar enough to be creepy. Or maybe it arose from competition for resources, for which the humans were more capable of procuring through various means.

The biology of Neanderthals is also fascinating to me. The article mentioned that N. had breathing control similar to that of modern humans, but the larynx position and tongue control were more like that of modern chimps. This reminded me of an amazing true story (gleaned from Sagan's excellent book The Dragons of Eden) of an infant chimpanzee raised as a brother to a human infant for something like a year (this happened before such things were considered cruel). At the end of the experimental period, the human had learned to speak to the extent that is normal for a child that age. What really surprised me was that the chimp had also learned to speak English! Admittedly, though, he could only say three words (mama, papa, and cup), and then with immense difficulty. But still, that's really cool. This suggests to me that N. were likely also capable of these sorts of things, but never tried speech specifically. (This isn't strictly related, but the Sagan book also talks extensively about chimps' ability to use symbolic language [mostly nonverbal American Sign Language] and suggests that they have their own forms of abstract language, since one chimp was observed to invent a nasty name to call her trainer, which is a metaphor and definitely abstract!)

The mention of the musical savant at the end of the reading first gave me a little moment of glee when it made me think of a recent episode of House which guest-starred Dave Matthews. After that had passed I reflected on the truth of the point the author made: Once we attach symbolic meaning to a sound, we start to lose sensitivity to the nuances of the sound itself. Neanderthal language was probably much richer emotionally, then, since they were more attuned to the specifics of the sound. Anyone who's really enjoyed a great symphony can understand how "meaningless" sound can arouse extremely powerful, but vague, emotions (Beethoven's 9th comes to mind as a common example). I even sometimes have similar experiences with jazz or rock, even things like Guns 'n Roses or the Goo Goo Dolls, when I stop listening to the words. With a bit of practice, this almost becomes second nature, and I personally like it a lot. Try it sometime.

CMB

2007-03-29T20:40:00.000-05:00

I'll get to the Neanderthals in a bit, but first a quick response to Stacy's most recent entry.

If Genesis is basically a version of the Big Bang, how did whomever it was that wrote Genesis know about the Big Bang? The way I like to think of this as a Christian and a scientist is that Genesis was actually divinely inspired. This, of course, relies on belief that God exists and has influence (to a degree, at least) in the physical world, if only to the extent that He can control the "random" neurons firing during, say, a dream, drug trip, meditation session, or seizure.

Conversely, how do we know that the Big Bang isn’t just a scientific version of Genesis? There are too many similarities to just ignore it, but if the Big Bang is just a scientist explaining Genesis without putting God in there, how can with give it any (objective) credit? I fully agree that this has the potential to go both ways, and it ultimately comes down to personal preference and willingness to believe that God would deceive us by placing "dinosaur bones" and "quasars" that only look old to the infidel scientists ( <-- sarcasm). I (obviously) don't hold that view, and if you actually get into the cosmology of it, the Big Bang makes a huge load of theoretical sense (though it's important to remember that it is only a theory, and also incomplete and mostly untestable, by virtue of the fact that we can't just make a Big Bang and see if that works). The theory was derived primarily from two observations. First, everything in the visible universe is redshifted (via the Doppler effect), and objects that are farther away are redshifted more. This means (take PHYS160 to verify) that everything in the universe is getting farther apart: the universe itself is expanding. This is like if you put a bunch of dots on a balloon and then blew it up -- the balloon expands, and the dots get farther apart.

The second major observation is that the entire sky is emitting radiation in the microwave spectrum (called cosmic microwave background radiation, or CMB). I don't have a good way to explain this to someone who hasn't already learned about it, but you can try Wikipedia (or other sources). But basically, it supports the theory that the universe was born out of a sudden explosion of intense heat, which emitted all the CMB that we can still observe today. Astronomers who feel poetic like to call it things like "the last remnants of the birth of the universe". (pish) It's cool science. (Ask me what I'm doing this summer!)

Also, it's entirely fair to say that a lot of what I wrote is a stretch. It's completely plausible (to me, at any rate) that someone could have just made this up. If I were an omnipotent Creator, I'd have probably done it something like that. Also, as we discussed in class (and I mentioned previously), the details preserve the dominant group's status quo. Which is (for them) a good thing.

There's a lot of goodies in that post if you look. On to something serious.

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2007-03-28T09:30:00.001-05:00

sorry about that, guys, i turned off comment moderation now :)
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in da beginning...

2007-03-27T13:08:00.000-05:00

I foresee a major discussion around the Genesis reading, especially given the number of physicists and vocal atheists in the class! Since I have long, complicated opinions on the topic, I'm going to post the potatoes here and only bring up the sirloin tips in class so I don't have to bore you.

First some basics about my position in all of this:

I was raised Lutheran, though these days I make it to church less frequently and the one I get to is actually Methodist, but ELCA and UMC are practically synonymous. I am skeptical about a lot of things in the Bible, but I do believe in the basic gist of it; i.e., God forgives our sins if we repent, Jesus died to save us, there is something after the death of the body besides nothingness (at least I want to believe that!).

Other than that, I take very few of the stories from the Bible literally. Genesis is an allegory (more on that), the virgin birth is a mistranslation (in the original language, the word used can mean "virgin" or "young woman"), and a lot of other stuff is hyperbole. Huge, enormous hyperbole, and events as interpreted by FALLIBLE HUMANS, YO!! *shakes fist at literal interpretations* Further, I think this non-tolerance of homosexuality and "preserving the sanctity of marriage" that religious conservatives in the US are stuffing down our throats is nonsense. That's a long and non-PC rant, so I won't go there. For now.

Finally (and perhaps mostly), I am a scientist, which means I question things and look for empirical evidence to support contentions. There are some things that I see as beyond the realm of science (at least as far as conclusive results are concerned), and this is where religion comes into my life, which is actually a frequent occurrence.

But on to Genesis. As a physicist and aspiring astronomer, not to mention skeptic, there is no way I can possibly take anything but the tiniest snippets of Genesis as truth. The one part I do see as unusually enlightened for an ancient (human!) writer, whether he was divinely inspired or not, is 4:3 (Then God said, "Let there be light," and there was light.) --- Big Bang, anyone? According to the prevalent theory, this is indeed what the first moments of the universe were like. First, there was nothing, not even technically space, since there was nothing by which to measure it or that could fill it or be aware of it in any way. Then suddenly, POW! energy EXPLODES out of the nothing (or from a higher dimension), and the new universe is so full of light (and no matter, yet) that it expands even faster, possibly, than the current speed of light. Seconds or eons pass (what is time at this point?), the first day. (See what I did there?) Eventually it expands enough that subatomic particles , the first matter, condense out of the energy, the second day. Further expansion and cooling, and atoms form and after many more billions of years gravitational forces pull them into stars and planets, and 13 (or so) billion years after the big asplosion a little blue planet pops out some plants and some animals, and after a few mass extinctions some bald, tail-less apes invent writing and decide that they were created in the image of an omnipotent and omnipresent God.

The only reasonable explanation I can think of for something as (currently) obviously whack as the creation myth to be "the Word of God" is if God is actually very smart and knew that ancient people couldn't handle the truth -- quarks and muons would have been utterly meaningless to every last one of them, so he did a cute little metaphor. Or some dude was divinely inspired in a wordless manner, and this is what came out. Or some dude was shrooming in a cave with some papyrus and thought "Hebrew" was a cool word. You know, whatever.

Also Genesis was written by a man. You know, bald, tail-less ape with a ding-a-ling. If the dominant group has to say that a vengeful god put them in charge to keep them dominant, they'll do it. Who's going to question divine inspiration?

I hope my future posts are shorter because I have E&M homework to get going on.

Some recommended reading (translation: great fiction that addresses religion!)

His Dark Materials by Philip Pullman: The Golden Compass, The Subtle Knife, and The Amber Spyglass, in that order.
Contact by Carl Sagan, which is science-y but WONDERFUL, especially the end. My favorite book of all time! Also a movie which is OK but not as awesome.
A multitude of other nonfiction/speculative books by Sagan, including The Demon-Haunted World and Dragons of Eden.
Paradise Lost by Milton.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams -- not really about religion, but it makes some great satirical points. And I loves it so :)

Comfort Me With Apples

2007-03-27T12:02:00.000-05:00

Hallo alle. Hier ist dann meine erste Post, auf Deutsch nur damit es nicht so langweilig ist. Etwas echtes kommt.